Ayatollah Hermione

Not a chance it’ll go as high as 30 million. Reckon it would be around 20 with add-ons and such. Hank Elevator will only need that to replace him with someone from Red Bull Dustpan

I think Harrison may end up being one of those signings who would arrive with little fanfare and end up being a good one. Maybe there’s a bit of hope in there but I’ve always thought he’s looked good when I’ve seen him and he feels like someone who Howe would get fit and raring to go. Gives us options on both sides to switch flanks and he’s more than capable of chipping in with plenty goals as well. I’ve convinced myself, bring him in

It’s very easy to be cynical but it’s nearly always proven correct. Think a few people had some dodgy misgivings about that at the time and lo and behold

Wait until the EDL wing of the support find out he’s English with a bloody name like that!!!

The arena IS right next to the gay scene though

Ritchie seems like someone who will become one of those weird player/coaches that you see in the academy these days

Wouldn’t be shocked to learn it was long COVID. Wasn’t he rumoured to be fucked with it?

The whole meta aspect of it seems massively dated these days but I’ll watch out of obligation

Attenborough could turn up with his crew and have a 6 part series based on the creatures that inhabit it on a sunny day

Wylam Brewery is a mad shout, it’s miles away and some cunt could be getting married. You could stumble your way into a pub crawl, mate. If you’re just looking for a bit of lively atmosphere, the closer to the ground the better. You have the likes of The Percy and the Three Bulls on top of each other and around the ground alone, there’s about 4/5 in spitting distance

Reading must be desperate. Hendrick went to QPR in January and couldn’t even get his game there

Funnily enough, their lack of a large Championship contingent in their squad is why they’ll get relegated

“Almost hugely impressive” it was closer to absolute shite, Jonathan but nice job on the condescension.

The number one sesh gremlin in an NE postcode. Everyone else has just been put on notice

Imagine logging on to RTG and giving that post a “like” I bet they all have a little fist pump as they did it

not to make matters worse but he’s on loan at Gateshead from us

Definitely agree on the last point. We’re going from eating out every Saturday afternoon to budgeting for once a month. If everyone else does the same, these places are in danger.

Glad to see us actually making light work of this game this time around. Was it under McClaren or Pardew where we just about scraped a 1-0?

I can have unlimited toast in the house for whatever a loaf of bread costs tbf I’ve never rated many of the chippies down here tbh, the crack about them somehow being nicer by the seas is a fallacy, I’d say but they all overcharge because of it. The Waterfront at the fish quay is quality though. Funnily enough, off to Lobo Rojo tonight, had a quick blast of the menu and everything is a couple of quid more expensive than it was last time we went earlier this year. Doesn’t sound a lot but adds up once you’re getting your sides and starters

Anyone seen Toast on Tynemouth front street? Charging upwards of 9 quid for toasties

Bring Ben Foster in as cover and also to help Adam Pearson with his YouTube career

State of some of these names in this new cabinet

Aye, I’m struggling with it but I’m also more focused on the season starting and Newcastle atm. I suppose, if Ashley were still here, it’d be a welcome break from the complete misery of the season but if we’re doing well, it’s just an inconvenience.

Wish I could get into this more but I think I just like football because I often hate whoever we’re playing and it gives me great pleasure in beating them. You just don’t have that completely pointless, toxic tribalism in the womens game and fair play to them but it doesn’t speak to the anger inside of me. Hope we win it like. Will be good for the young ladies out there and such to see their favourite players actually be successful compared to the cavalcade of disappointment I had as a kid.

Pure FBPE Twitter crack. You should be ashamed