Ayatollah Hermione

Dan Burn would be a canny sensible short term upgrade, I reckon. Stay up, sign the big defensive improvements in the summer and then he’s better cover than Clark

Very excited to see how Frank Bruno falls through. Will it be a failed medical? Dodgy agent fees? Some bizarre act of God? Truly, this is what the transfer window is all about

Aye, I once sat when someone had a jack fruit and vegan cheese pizza and Iceland would have been ashamed to have it on their shelves in 2004’s horse meat days. Was like someone 3D printed a pizza from memory

Was me and Yard Act could have definitely fit on the back end of an NME compilation in 2006. It literally tapped a vein of nostalgia in me. I’m not hearing what many of those lot in that post are doing that’s particularly fresh but I must not be clever enough or something

Things are finally moving at an alarming rate. Reckon we could see a bid accepted by April

Who’s that gremlin he’s sitting next to?

I don’t know who half their players are, there’s not a chance he will. Probably still thinks Luther Blissett is playing for them

Imagine if we unearthed that someone was a furry. Would get good odds on Fish being into that gear

Gan canny, Ant. Hope you’re doing sound. Thank fuck this place is back, that other gaff is shite

20 minute delay at Brentford because someone was flying an Amazon drone about the gaff it’s not like it was equipped with sub machine guns. They sent a HELICOPTER to stop it

I’ve heard the same from a few people tbh. There’s a bloke who, sadly, isn’t on FB any more but could take any old shitty arsed guitar and get it at full potential by sorting the action and all the rest of it and my mate took him a Squier and he used it as a gigging guitar over his SG and his Tele. Used to get an incredible blues sound out of it

Class, someone I know is flogging one so might take the plunge and go for it. A mate of mine once said that, if set up properly, they practically play themselves which is exciting because I’m still canny shit at my scales

Tom, you had much experience with Mexican Teles? And nobody reply saying “Nar but I’ve seen Speedy Gonzales!”

Obviously I knew we were signing a good player with Trippier but fuck me, what a footballer he is. I assume Lascelles will be fit by the time Everton rolls around but Trippier is the best player, he’s played at levels that the rest of our lot could only dream of, make him captain. Special shout to Manquillo, thought he didn’t put a foot wrong when he came on. Could well have made his case for being our left back in that 20 minute spell tbh.

Looks almost exactly like I expected

Namaste

Get Fraser through to the last 90 seconds and take him off as a time wasting sub

Shitting it now

The amount of time we need to execute simple tasks is fucking unreal Every player needs about two touches before they move the ball on, they’re like a shit 7 a side team

Shelvey couldn’t have caught that volley any better tbf to the ugly cunt

We’re definitely coming back from Jeddah with some Saudi Arabian prospect signed, aren’t we?

Big Hamza linked again Will be decent next season, I suppose

There's that "thick-skinned" Ashley again

Shame that he got banned before I could ask him how much money he’d lost by investing in dodgy crypto. You can spot them a mile off

Seems like it was complications from COVID and he may not have been vaccinated. Another one down