Ayatollah Hermione

If I was behind a bar and a dog was standing like that, I’d definitely sneak it a half.

I’m assuming that once the CEO is in, that’s when those sorts of things will get going. I think everyone there is flat out on finding any fucker who is willing to come and play football

Should bring Mbemba back for some experience. Or youth. Whatever the truth becomes

I absolutely knew for a fact his lass had peddled him. You don’t go on like that if you’re knocking boots regularly

Did he pick up from where he left off?

Buy wearable blankets, I say.

They’re paying tribute to him tomorrow with a 28 minute silence

Yet another special relationship. This time with a brain damaged cage fighter. Truly, they are the envy of the sporting world

What a bellend he is Trotted out on SSN to fill time to waffle on about the 48th Barca-Real Madrid match of the season and he thinks he’s the cat’s meow.

We have to win again at some point, fucking hell. I’m not putting my money on it like

Starting on a sweepstake on just when Asprilla’s lass binned him off. I’m taking 3rd of December 2021

I forget that not everyone is up to speed straight away

What was the time frame though? Could have said that we'll win it before retires which could, technically, give us about a 20 year window.

That's just how it works these days though. Get in touch with the agent, sound it out and, the sheer reality is that, we're in the Premier League and we're also minted. We're going to be offering most players in Europe's leagues a pay rise so I'm sure most will be well on board for that. And, if they've got anything about them, they'll believe that they can keep a team that's two points from safety alive with 18 games to go. I'd fucking hope anyway.

Not to take away from those hefty baps, the new Beach House album, which I believe is a collation of various EPs from last year is absolutely class. What a brilliantly consistent band they are

Aye, next week will see players come in and they'll represent some improvement because, let's be honest, the current lot are absolute dog shit and it's not hard to be an improvement on that lot. It's mental to think that a point against Leeds will actually keep us afloat but it's probably right since I reckon it's fairly likely that Norwich and Watford will play out a draw because it's in both of their best interests.

I still maintain that they’ll get players in the positions we need, I just can’t imagine they’ll all be the first choice

Wonder if those two will one day be granted ADOPTED GEORDIE status. Truly the dream of any young foreign import coming to these shores

Time to start going down the list of players and getting the ones who may not be blow away brilliant, but will improve the side enough to get to 17th come May. I get the idea of signing the best players possible but fucking hell, time is getting on now. The fifth choice under this lot will surely be better than the fifth choice under Ashley

Been belting the old Donald Fagen solo stuff out recently.

The gamut of charvers you run between Walkergate and North Shields on the Metro is truly something else. It's like being on one of the subway trains from The Warriors.

Have i mentioned that I know the kid who is in charge of Sunderland’s Twitter account btw? The bit about his height will have come from the people above him, without a doubt. Just like he’s told to not mention opposition scorers or Newcastle in any way

Another bosman signed by moneybags Sunderland too. No wonder this kid has money, he spends fuck all

Wigan have won the first of their games in hand and they’re already above the Mackems

Balotelli is the kind of late window lunacy I can get behind