Ayatollah Hermione

Fish has done himself in, it’s too late. He’s wanked that much, he’s a husk of a man

Maybe UM is just a clinically obese alcoholic chancing his way through life and that’s why he likes Bruce

Tbf, we had to fight off severe competition for Joelinton which is what drove his price up- oh wait no we didn’t

I’ll also recommend The Far Corner. Funny as fuck. His line about people bragging about massive attendances when their team is shite being akin to bragging about going to the same restaurant every week when you admit the food is shit seems apt for some threads on here atm. Not pointing fingers

Bayern are definitely the Burnley of the Champions League like

That film was shit so let’s hope not based on that.

Getting players on a free transfer seems a decent deal until you have to pay them more and they hang about on that contract for fucking years. See, Colback, J

I’d take relegation for it tbh

We’ve all seen how this ends, let’s just ignore it

Just need Saint-Maximin to skin everyone and give Gayle 15 chances a game to get a goal

Gemmill and their lass on a typical caravan holiday.

A reasonable fixture list for a change. No excuses to not go on some decent runs of form. Other than us being shite, anyway.

What a cunt

Matty Longstaff staying on apparently. Let’s hope there were some assurances about playing time that Bruce definitely won’t go back on once Shelvey whinges on.

I'm going with my usual "Top 4 at Home and then newly promoted side Away" prediction again.

Fingers crossed that there’s a Cabaye and Ba kicking about for a combined £4 million again

Kid on the bus this morning, no mask with a blatant chest cold just sniffing and coughing all the time. I’m eagerly awaiting the COVID

Or that the acid-infused ramblings of some Roky Erickson looking whopper on Twitter doesn’t constitute news.

Probably an improvement on Bentaleb as an addition to the squad tbf. Quite how this leads to more game time for the Longstaffs is a mystery to me though. No time to nurture their potential, we have journeymen to sign

Aye and silently fuming at how fucking shit this BT commentary is. If there’s a big club or players arse to lick, they’ll do it

Motley Poo, I call them.

I once saw Mark Knopfler support Dylan and it was hands down the worst live show I’ve ever seen. It was already deathly boring when he introduced “the best piccolo player in the UK” and after that, it was time to head to the bar.

The drum production on 80s rock did more to kill the genre In the mainstream than the Red Hot Chilli Peppers ever did.

I bet they pay off babysitters that they’ve tried to touch up pretty swiftly.

Just had a terrifying flashback to one of those breaking down on a school trip to some boring shithole.