Ayatollah Hermione

I can understand him being restrained in games like this and there's truth to us simply not being good enough to attack 90% of the teams in the league but I do wish he'd loosen the shackles on Muto/Murphy slightly since I actually like what I've seen of Muto and Murphy is someone who probably needs a run of games. As for tonight, I'm not going so expect another 1-0

I think tonight without a red card for a Man Utd player would make it 150 games. So, 150 games

Aye, this is an absolute certainty. The fun part is guessing just what form the bad decision will take. I’m plumping for an incorrectly ruled offside

Happy 2019. May it not be as much of a complete arsehole as the last few

Spoilers ffs

Anyway, watched Tomb Raider because WOR LASS wanted to watch something with action in and if I’m going to do that, it’s a plus to look at Alicia Vikander for a couple of hours. Turns out it’s pretty decent when it gets going, even if the baddies are about as over-the-top evil as it gets

I’m hearing Fish is spending New Years Eve, careful explaining to his long suffering girlfriend, that the physics in Wile E Coyote cartoons are very unrealistic

Two penalties that we would never get in a million years. Between the easy decisions and nauseating praise from ex-pros, they’ve become Man United without anyone realising

I’m on about when we had Debuchy, Coloccini, Tiote, Cabaye, Remy, Cisse, Ben Arfa and Sissoko in the same side and we could barely string two decent results together

Aye, even Remy on loan would cost us £4-5 million now.

If Rafa had our 13/14 team (pre Cabaye leaving), we would be absolutely laughing. Pardew absolutely wasted some fantastic players.

Go for it, my friend. There's just too much maintenance for me. Though, I suppose that's why they're called boilers! Ha ha ha. I laugh to myself and reach for another Thornton's chocolate

Carrie Grant was on The Chase there and I'd say she counts, even if her hair probably feels like dead straw at this point. The Crohns disease would be a fuck on as well. Actually, come to think of it, I can't be arsed.

They're bottom at Christmas so are, at this point in time, the worst team in the league. The table doesn't lie, Fish. IT DOES NOT LIE

I noticed he said that, 90 minutes after saying that Everton should try to press high and take the game to them. His suggestion got proven to be a pathetic one and then he had the cheek to say that it might have been a bad idea all along

The majority of people choose the centre because they view politics as a popularity contest which is something that's easy to do when approaching from a privileged point of view. See, the people in this thread endlessly debating about Parliament's echo chamber, rather than using their vote to get the evil, horrible arseholes who are causing mass poverty, out of power. Thanks for reading.

I finished a whole half an hour early today. Mind, they're good to us.

0-1. The pressure on them will be too much

Congratulations, Fish. Now, try not to raise it as a total nerd

Marco Silva appears to be a bit of a fraudster as well. He's worth about 10 games worth of good results and that's it.

I'd offer him advertising at St James and then give him ads in the concourse that the cameras will never see.

Mitrovic to spend the first half struggling against two centre-halves who are good in the air and a busy Diame before getting whipped off at half time like he did against Man United. If we can't knock a couple past these, even with Ranieri, you'd assume, drilling them better, we want relegated with them.

THAT'LL SHOW HIM

"I am in good Biblical company along with Joseph, Moses, Daniel and his three Hebrew friends who were each found guilty by the courts of their day. And with Moses, especially, who was fond of burning the clutch out on his Nissan Micra"

Having seen the clip of the defenders we signed from France, it's no surprise that he's doing well. Any attacker of any note would do well against those flids.