Ayatollah Hermione

Elzhi is probably the best rip off of Nas you can get but "You think you grown up, you seventeen/You wouldn't be the youngest corpse heaven's ever seen" is an astonishingly good lyric.

That Louise Taylor article If you take a baseline score of 5/10 to be "average" then most of their signings, according to her, are in fact, above average. This, in an article designed to show how below par their transfer dealings have been. You couldn't make it up

Westworld is very good and paced incredibly well with the mystery revealed in a satisfactory manner. A lot of what it has to say on the concept of free will in a future where humanity will be heavily augmented is a bit basic but nobody really knows how that'll pan out yet so don't let that stop you. Also, the lasses do get their kit off but it's in when their robot exoskeleton is being examined so it looks a bit like Antony Hopkins checking out his new Real Doll. That might work for some of you but it didn't for me.

Fish, I swear to God

What a right little cunt This is exactly why I endorse hidings at my discretion to little wankers who need it at the right age.

Anyone see that Dale Winton wanted to give David Baddiel a good bucking? Mad old world, isn’t it?

Restraint similar to which you showed by dedicating an entire paragraph to some random mackem bloke in your blog, you mean?

Never saw either of these but off to download them ASAP. The lad on the poster for Bad Taste looks a bit like your average Pallion lad too.

They’ll live vicariously through Pickford being on the winning side against us until at least 4 weeks into next season.

Aye, that was my thinking too. He was definitely at peak annoying last night. The longer he has with the ball, the worse he is

Literally every bounce, including their goal, fell their way too. When every ricochet, 50/50 or deflection lands at your opponent's feet, it's easy to let your head drop.

Bobby Madeley's inability to referee our games with any lack of bias is becoming embarrassing now. When the fourth official is even agreeing with Rafa, then you know it goes beyond simple incompetence. He should have been blacklisted after the Coloccini debacle in the derby and his failure to spot two handballs, a blatant second booking, a penalty and a handful of completely cynical fouls makes him Uriah Rennie-esque in his hatred for Newcastle United. Other than that, I could fucking throttle Perez. I'm not sure he's reached Laurent Robert levels of frustrating but he's not far off.

That'll do, cheers. Been looking at giving the Pentagon Challenge a bash and this seems like it has all the leagues and nations needed for it

Never touched the...Touch versions but they seem like throwbacks to FM 05-07 types of simulation. Is that right? If so, I know what my next Switch game is going to be considering the regular FM18 is a bloated mess.

And yet people never drive wagons into THOSE assembled crowds in an act of terrorism

What a fraud she was. Bet she wasn’t a day over 103

Rodwell has definitely been a better signing for us than Colback

Probably a good time to remind everyone that Premier Passions is all on Youtube.

Mackems giving us stick for gloating about it as well Aye, you'd never catch them doing anything like that. What a special case they are.

I've never seen so many fans of other sides step into give someone stick like they have here. Maybe if Twitter was around during Leeds' freefall but fuck me, Arsenal, Liverpool, Man Utd, Leeds themselves, Portsmouth, Burton, Derby, I've seen just about everyone giving them grief over some period where mackems, en masse, have been completely whoppers in some kind of encounter with any team you can name. I even saw a Southampton fan having a pop and Southampton don't hate anyone.

The mackems could reach the quarters of the Europa League and it'd still be less time than Johnson will spend in prison

Steve McManaman played for Real, man

He's absolutely going to get a hattrick against the mackems and I can't wait.

Toried your post

Always sad when a life gets cut short.