Ayatollah Hermione

His wife will be devastated.

Even in the throes of despair, when the need for introspection should trump everything else, they can't help but invent another Newcastle based conspiracy.

Hope he doesn't reply to a craigslist advert for cottaging anytime soon

Aye but two of the games are against Wolves and Fulham Not only are they getting beat in those, they're probably getting battered.

Beef Knock-one-off, more like

Darlow, Mbemba, Gamez and his bag of cans, Lazaar, Manquillo, Haidara will probably all be sold IMO and that's just from the defence There's still that shit hanging about on loan elsewhere that might get us a bit extra spending money if we're lucky too.

Father John Misty's new album got announced and leaked in the same day It's also much better than Pure Comedy, simply by virtue of being half as long but the songs are tighter, the hooks are better and the lyrics are much less sanctimonious.

Keep telling you all to listen to me but you still all prattle on.

I assume the Americans don't realise they haven't qualified.

Like the sound of Graham Nash but I'm sure it'll be a rip-off. No, I will not stop complaining about the gig economy.

Aye, he had a good season last year, had a good solid Euros where Portugal went on to win it. He's in that group with Redmond, Tadic etc. who are being throttled by crap coaching.

Cedric from Southampton is a good right-back who'd look excellent with some proper coaching.

Don't they call him "The Count of Monte Bisto"?

I mean, this is all just fucking lovely, isn't it? Give Rafa 100 million and let him start the title charge.

1. We made that money by flogging players 2. We're allowed because we're Newcastle United 3. Shut up, I'd had a drink

Christ, I hope we sign these two young lads who are apparently decent. If they end up with 140 appearances for Fleetwood with 26 goals apiece, it'll be worth it for stealing two of the players that could make a difference next season, just to make them sit in the reserves. And they can play Sunderland's first team in the Checkatrade Trophy hahaahahha

We'd have done the same if we could have signed the best player in Portugal for 15 million.

Burton winning as well.

Carwyn Jones seems like a right quim.

I have a drink problem....I've got none in the house!!!!

Probably just one for me and @Meenzer to listen to as we sit in the pissing rain at the Sage Americana Festival but it's always nice to hear this music done really well with a great vocalist and a shit-hot band.

Ramble goes the other way sometimes where the wackiness can sometimes be dialled up when they realise they haven't got a fucking clue what they're talking about. Or it did when I still bothered to listen to it.

Shame, it's a mint tune really.

Mo Diame's twin brother who happens to be good at football was a good signing.

Get us in Europe, man. We'll piss it by virtue of having a manager who actually bothers to coach his defenders.