Ayatollah Hermione

"They were still booing the half time entertainment when we came back out!"

God, I almost forgot that there's a documentary about the whole thing coming up.

The perfect symmetry, man. Our first season - Champions Their first season - Bottom

Your nicknames, man.

Even bothered about the small time shit when they're getting relegated

It's just the Sky MAGEDIA posting lies

2-0. Maja and Asoro to score for us

Relegated by Darren Bent who got given absolute pelters as soon as he come on who now plays for the team that they used to beat us with. How's that for instant karma, you scruffy fucking arseholes? Enjoy League One, a division we've never been in. Enjoy watching pub footballers scrap for draws against Oldham in an empty stadium and enjoy your first team playing our reserves, in a competition that nobody at our club will give a jumping fuck about. These last two seasons have been perfect payback for aiding and abetting nonces, stoking a footballing culture of pissheads, hooligans and mercenaries and the collective hubris of a fanbase who couldn't see the forest for the trees. Maybe being two leagues below us might make them realise how fucking little the derby means when your only chance of sniffing the top flight is an away draw to Vicarage Road in the FA Cup. Good riddance.

Darren Bent scored as well

Weren't North Korea basically playing with 1970s technology with these tests? I wouldn't be surprised if they pressed the red button, the top of the missiles opened and a mallet popped out, Looney Tunes style.

More inspirational man management from me. Could have done without them gaining a morale boosting point after trailing but I'm sure we'll keep them quiet next week.

Hope he keeps scoring, we can fleece someone for about £20 million

Not surprised West Brom are going down if they're utilising Chris Brunt, a bloke with no right foot, on the right side of a midfield two and asking him to be a deep-lying playmaker. There's about 4 bad decisions in there.

If they lose and Birmingham win, isn't it? Not sure, like. Having said that, I reckon they'll win today and Mitrovic will put them down next week. Which would be an awful shame

Alreet, Mr Skin. Rein it in.

They lost about 6 world class players in the space of a year and they've never been able to replace them. Though I like to think we broke their brain as well.

I like it as well. The odd modern pop song that has hooks that don't get on your tits after the third listen.

Think that’s the first article of hers I’ve read that doesn’t mention Steven Taylor

Grab your perv goggles, Gents.

"Social Media Journalist" when he's blocked half of his audience is rich.

AIDS is making a comeback!

I give each screen about 20 minutes before a Molotov cocktail reduces it to dust

Aye, I do as well. Thought he looked pretty handy at left back until Manquilo’s reign of terror started

Space Cadet is right. This one is living in the dang clouds! Hello, is that The Jetsons?! One of your lads has fell off the space treadmill.

Mint, the sun has went to his dome and now he's treating this place like it's his Year 4 Dear Diary Summer Homework again