Ayatollah Hermione

Everyone who ever witnessed that 9-1 is long dead, how can they get away with that? Who is that supposed to wind up? The very fact that their two de-facto things to brag about involve us is the most damning thing of all tbh

That Luke Edwards is a right melodramatic tart

They used to bang on about the 9-1 from 100 years ago until the rest of the football world picked up on it and ripped the piss out of them on Twitter and Facebook, man. They're beyond help

Said it on Twitter but in the last 10 or so years, i.e. when they started spending big, how many good signings have they made? I come up with Defoe, Johnson, Sessegnon and Van Aanholt. Even then, the prevailing wisdom was that they robbed Palace for Van Aanholt and Johnson is a literal nonce.

Salah is obscene, like. Reminds me of when younger Messi would go full pelt into the area and ghost past about 3 defenders with ease.

You'd get a bigger turnout at a peadophile's funeral

Say what you will about the man, he gets things sorted. Put him in charge of the Tyne and Wear Metro, I say.

Lucky for Remi Streete that he's making such a good living as Lee Ryder's narc. If that's Anderson who used to play for Man Utd, he can't be that old, surely? What happened there? Denilson as well. I wonder how many of those Sunderland approached in January. Got to think that Kris Commons, Carlton Cole and Reo-Coker were considered. As well as a dramatic return for Richardson. EDIT: Didn't Tony Adams take Reo-Coker and Richardson on trial at Granada?

First listen makes me think that it's following the trend of recent albums i.e. 4/5 songs that you can rank in with their classic stuff and a lot of filler. The only difference this time is the use of synths, really. As a drummer, I'm a bit disappointed that the usual dynamic and interesting drumming has been dialled back though. Though, if you were being harsh, you could probably argue that the better songs sort of sound like a Decemberists parody than the real thing.

I love when Pardew tries to intimate that he's dictating when he hears from the top brass Tried it a lot here. "Well, I'll speak to Mike after that and see where we can go" More like "I'll be sitting waiting for the phone to ring as soon as I get back on the A1 so I can get my smug ears boxed"

New Decemberists out today. Had a chance to listen yet @Meenzer?

Everyone keep going, you'll land a funny one soon enough.

Indeed. Some tip top euro porn blart over there

Isn’t that just before we play them as well? That’ll do.

And we just let them get to this point because they gave us McDonalds.

Reckon Wilshere is canny mint but his attitude is shocking. In the League Cup final, he was whinging every 30 seconds because his team were getting bummed, culminating in him sarcastically clapping the ref which, in a World Cup, would see the dopey bastard given a booking (he already had one in the final). As for Lascelles, I'm not quite sure how he's any worse than Maguire and Mawson tbh and as said, is able to muck in and battle when things are hitting the fan, which they will for England. Maguire is decent at attacking set pieces but better than Lascelles? Not sure. As for Shelvey, it's definitely his attitude that's keeping him out. Southgate will always take Livermore because he trusts him to graft tbh. That's all his central midfield is going to be; hard work, trying to pinch the ball before knocking it wide i.e. the same boring, one paced, mediocre shite we've had for years now. How they can't see the value in Shelvey clipping balls over the top for Vardy to run on to in the dying stages is beyond me. A basic football option but one that could clearly work. As for Gomez Alexander-Arnold is in the U21s and he's been starting in front of him. Lewis Cook is in there as well because he's been linked to Liverpool. Only reason I can think of.

At which point, the World Cup will have happened and when he comes back, the only people that will be arsed are Man United sad acts and regular sad acts.

The problem is, they hate us coz they ain't us. Isn't that right, CT?

Got his 80 checkout.

It’s because he’s completely uninterested unless he’s especially catered to. As soon as it came out that he was unhappy about playing deep, his performances went to shit immediately. It’ll be him or Mourinho gone in the summer because at this point, Pogba is about as useful as a dabbing Youssef Mulumbu.

Bit rich from a bloke who needed computers to speak. He wants to look a bit closer to home, I’d say and I certainly won’t be mourning him. I should also expect that he be retroactively placed on the sex offenders register.

Can’t acrually think of a piss taking name that’s funnier than that. Star Squad? Galaxy Gang? Seems like he thinks Guardians of the Galaxy is based on a true story.

There was a game early on in the season where he got a rough challenge in the first five minutes and hid for the next 85 minutes. Clear that he didn’t/doesn’t fancy the physical side of the Premier League where the likes of Dummett will clatter into you and clip away at your heels.

Reckon Pogba is a good player but it’s a definite clash of egos with him and Mourinho. Pogba probably thinks that any manager in the world should play him where he wants and Mourinho will expect any player in the world to play where he’s told.

Didn't realise Cardiff had reduced the gap on Wolves to 3 points. Impressive going, that. They must be winning every time out.