Ayatollah Hermione

Thanks for posting it.

Always loses out in the end, Sid the Sexist. You want to be Sting. That bloke is a bellend and has made millions off bang-average to shite music.

Yes, I am happy

Hard lines, Blatter. Must be well rough dying in prison.

Is that a confession?

Ant desperate to stump CT who is CLEARLY on the wind-up.

More like the Shite Bus.

I bet that's amazingly close to what the end of season party actually looked like.

The Tuxedo Royale was actually open until last week, that's just the effect Boro has on people.

Pele never had longevity when it mattered and that was in the bedroom. I bet Messi is a tantric sex sensei and his partners have multiple orgasms.

He's another one who has read 3 books since retiring and suddenly thinks he's a genius. In reality, he looks like the bloke who sits at the bar all night who you desperately try to avoid when getting a pint because he'll start talking complete shite about Newcastle or, if you're lucky, will just be a gigantic racist. In the way that people who say "I'm not racist but" are deeply, deeply racist. He's a right minge.

Fucking great how Scholes never wants to be around any ex-pros and is just doing it for the money,

Worst Pardew quote was when he blamed us for being too loud when we conceded a THIRD GOAL against CRYSTAL PALACE at HOME in the last minute. All our fault.

Source: funnypix.com [1997]

"Yeah, but I post with this hand"

Jesus fucking WEPT

Went to pot when Mr. Random, Noel Fielding came on and Bailey fucked off. Amstell following him should have been the death of it.

"Put Russ Abbot on Youtube"

Reckon Carver assumes he's in for it because they've told him as much to incentivise him. Ashley trying to get McClaren in a few weeks ago suggests it won't be Carver.

I'd probably give Steven Taylor another year on the proviso that he can keep himself fit. If he misses too many games, release him. Out of Williamson, Coloccini and him, he'd probably be the one I kept tbh.

I haven't given him any money for 2 seasons now. Sorry that you're incapable of celebrating a cult hero scoring in his final game. Telling people what they can and can't do is precisely why everyone thinks you're a whopper.

Redmond's goal was class IMO. Good first touch, turn, blam.

Reckon the ironing will be a tough contest this year but the tournament really comes into it's own with the sandwich making.

I'd pipe him off, work the shaft, the lot.