Ayatollah Hermione

Bravado Dave strikes again.

Ye mad twat. The day I feed on your scraps is the day you'll find me wanking off in a pub toilet in disgrace.

If you replace all mention of "Hurt" in Johnny Cash's cover of it to "shit", the song is forever ruined.

I can take that every so often tbh. If he's buying me a burger in The Strawberry, I'm on board.

I'd quite like to have a pint with CT because I imagine getting drunk and singing to Abba with him would be alright really in a social club wedding do sort of way. Would go on the lash with Fish just to see him try and tap lasses up.

Why is there one left on? One for Wolfy, I think.

That closing ceremony was an unmitigated packet of shit.

On a gentler note, the closing ceremony, to me, is a metaphor for how quickly we're going to go back to having complete shit up and down our culture. X-Factor's back next week! REAL PASSION

When you have sex, all this anger goes away. PM Jay Jay Sea, he'll sort you out.

Can't believe it's even went this far.

I'm doing the shopping tomorrow and I might actually take that up

Apparently Cabaye is ridiculously fit from the Euros so is just training in Benton.

WynWatch?

If Shola is fucked, we need another out and out striker. Even if it's just in the Good/Bigirimana category.

The government WANT you to be sick, man. The disease is IN the drugs.

Every time we have a decent central midfielder, the mackems, as they do with us, run a fine comb over him and then always decide "Catts for me like" Cabaye, Tiote, Ben Arfa, Barton, doesn't matter who.

Chris Hoy could do a wheelie all the way around the track and still beat everyone here.

Catts for me like.

Atticus, eh? Gan to have lofty ideas this one.

Top of the second page for me.

I've incurred his wrath on Twitter now for some reason. Maybe because I was seen fraternising with The Fish

Tastiest thing posted in this thread tbh. Good work, sir.

Alan Shearer's dad didn't score 206 goals for the Toon so I think he was better than his.

Been reading my timeline again?

lick my ring