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Everything posted by Kitman

  1. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Might be fun having an incompetent piss head in charge of the tram. Certainly worked with Kinnear
  2. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    If you’re a subscriber maybe
  3. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Whoever they appoint it’s bound to be a desperate old washed up cunt. I’m expecting an absolute shocker, of the Graeme Souness variety. Allardyce or Brewcey would fit the bill nicely. As would Pulis.
  4. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Bruce is a championship manager. A top manager would have his work cut out to keep us up, appointing Bruce would ensure relegation. It would be such an incompetent appointment on so many levels and so doomed to failure that I almost hope it’s true. However in reality its much too early for them to have a manager lined up, the season hasn’t kicked off yet.
  5. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Geoffrey’s dead. Might explain why the talks have stalled
  6. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    It would be a shot in the foot of epic proportions. A weirdly small looking black shoed foot.
  7. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    It’s genuinely fascinating to see just how bad this is going to end up. At the moment we’re at stratospheric levels of incompetence, it’s really very impressive
  8. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Well fuck me that’s a surprise
  9. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Which suggests they think the squad is basically good enough to stay up. Which it isn’t. Whoever comes in really has an impossible job.
  10. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I remember those days. If only Leazes was here to set us straight about the Halls and Shepherd....
  11. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Smoke and cunts as usual then
  12. No need to make a bassong and dance about it mate I’ll get me coat
  13. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Not if he wants paying.....
  14. Perez

    Honestly who cares? If he’s gone, he’s gone and good luck to him. I’d do exactly the same in his position.
  15. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Bzg: ok ”Aha! No advertising. No trademarks. No merchandise. No land. No stadium. No training facilities.” Bzg: goodbye
  16. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

  17. Perez

    Nothing will happen quickly with this lot in charge. Last minute manager, last minute loanees, complete surprise at relegation.
  18. mackem messageboard gold

    Catts for me like
  19. Rafa Gone

    I bet he has immigrant servants that he pays a pittance to shovel his shit. Young female servants that are very afraid of his ape hands.
  20. Rafa Gone

    We all know he’s a complete shithouse
  21. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I think most of us expected this, we’re stuck with the horrible cunt till he dies. I won’t be watching any games this season, like last season, I’ve got better uses for my time.
  22. Rafa Gone

    I’m getting some cash on relegation this season. The buffoons in the board room don’t realise how poor the squad is. Any new manager would have their work cut out, but they’ll appoint someone shit who will be starved of cash and influence. The fucking clowns.
  23. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Honestly, who cares? Unless something fundamental changes with the owner, all transfers are meaningless. Anybody good is passing through briefly and the club’s only ambition is to survive in 17th place in the PL.
  24. Rafa Benitez

    Well done, you must be very pleased 😃

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