Kitman

Daddy's cock melts down Seriously, I don't know how anyone can jizz themselves over signing a couple of ageing squad players from man Utd. We've been burned by fergie doing exactly the same thing, he doesn't let them go unless they're finished. Baked bean head is always injured too. I saw this and i thought this is desperate short term stuff from Bruce. Edit re fergie obviously talking about transfers to other pl clubs

Omg we gan sign berbs n win da league!!!!!

I suspect his agent is trying to drum up interest. I'd be baffled if we signed a mf in priority to a striker or a defender even. Maybe we were interested before we signed cabaye and merveaux, if there's any truth in the rumor.

Objection, m'lud! Hey, I'm trying to engineer myself a move to Team Positive. I expect there's plenty of spaces available

Thought she'd died years ago

Objection, m'lud!

I think we might get another striker if we're lucky.

Happy birthday craig

The most important question is what would we save in wages over the remainder of his contract. SOLD!!!!

What sort of question is that?

Why doesn't she wear a bra btw? They're like Spaniel's ears. Is that woman still not wearing a bra ffs?! I thought she was as rough as a butcher's dog and that was back in her Groundforce heyday. Presumably she looks like a butcher's dog these days. I think some people found her sexy 'cos she fitted their fantasy about strumping a country wench in the potting shed.

yesh, pretty shickening to shee the shtand collapsh like dat. As Schteve McLaren would shay.

I read the thread title as "Captain Colon", so assumed this thread was about intestines. Disappointed.

Damp squib, shirley?

Or put another way, slightly more than last years loss. Do you mean last season or our year in the championship? Last reported financial year (which was the championship year), financial year is all that matters. Isn't the important thing the current ratio of turnover to wages? The suspicion is that we are no longer making losses, unless what you're saying is that the Chamionship season left a big hole that has to be filled with the Andy Carroll cash. My impression from previous pronouncements (like Alex) was that they said we'd break even after our first season back in the prem. The implication being that once we were back into profit, surplus funds would be reinvested in the team (however I could easily have got that wrong). If that's the case I don't understand why the Carroll funds are needed to meet future wages, on the assumption that future income would be sufficient to meet future wages. Edit: This is based on the assumption that squad size is static, and wages of the new players are less than those of players sold.

Has occurred to anyone that cwarr07 could be Christmas Tree? Imagine the pleasure of posting your own made up twitter bollocks on here as ITK, to justify your hopelessly optimistic outlook..... Nah, I'm sure it's someone else.

Don't do it man! The cleaning bill will fuck next year's transfer budget!

Exackerly

I think tom's right. Fergie only sells players to other prem clubs if they're on the way down. Just look at butt and smith.

We all agreed you were right all along while you were away. Shame you missed it

We've probably just ruined months of planning

The thing is, it's not just about re-laying the pitch, you have to take into account the wages of the ground staff for the next 5 years

5 posts. Bigging up Sunderland. Hmmm

Not one you could pitch to a tv exec I reckon