Dazzler

Replace Ann Coulter with Nefilim and it still works.

Hope this helps

FYP

140-0 Isak with the only goal

Fucking Ed Sheeran with his flip flops on and Karen haircut giving it big licks next to the Klingon and wobble gob

That Bobb sounds like he came to the stadium on the sunshine bus.

Either you're on the wind up or you think the rapture is nigh whenever it's pissing down.

We should've left @LondonBlue's thread up man, he would have jinxed himself. Poor decision to remove his thread IMO. Hang your heads in shame admins.

It's Fulham in the cup next, isn't it?

These big games, pal?

Man Utd twice, Man City in the cup, Arsenal, Chelsea, PSG. Aye he's fucking shite at the big games isn't he.

"De Bruyne celebrating like it's their FA Cup final. Small time mentality." Using mackem logic to help myself through this difficult time.

Of course it's his first ever premier league goal, we're famous for conceding them.

Fuck sake man

We'd be better off going down to 10 men

I can if it's man city hearts being broken mind.

Who'd you bring on and for who though? Karius or Gillespie on for Isak?

Mackems losing at least.

Three at the back with Miggy off and Hall on I'd guess for the final few minutes. I think this match has given me suspicions that I have a heart condition. I can't cope with this

All shite. Disappointed.

Did we fuck mine was unfairly removed.

Ah that one will be tough to punnify.

Casual bit of homophobia from the defenders of LGBT rights (so long as those rights are being infringed in Saudi Arabia)

I'm new here but surely the rules state the new thread goes up at full time of the previous match - after that all bets are off. If they aren't the rules then they should be. It's a bad omen that there is not a thread filled with sausages when the match is a little more than 24 hours away.

Don't make me step up in vane only to see my thread deleted again. I don't want nor need that kind of negativity.