Dazzler

I made the mistake of looking for the latest news online and it's already doing my fucking tits in. I'd love to know how they've absolutely determined the reason he was shot was his fucking awful political and personal beliefs. They haven't even caught the cunt who did it, haven't got any evidence, a manifesto or anything. For all we know, this shooting could be the paedo finder general. Maybe he shagged a sniper's missus on the sly. It's probably the politics, but lets not rule out a funnier reason just yet, MSM.

I hope the memes for 9/10 are as good as the ones for 9/11 or this is all going to be for nowt tbh.

The thing is nearly everyone beat Kirk in argument. The Cambridge kids barely get out of first gear and had him reeling. He was quite literally the moron’s moron.

Still better than Trump’s hand in a bird and one in her bush.

2-0, us

Weird that I hope he pulls through. I think him snuffing it makes the right even more militant and that’s the last thing the world needs.

Someone the American right think is great at debating abortion laws. A bunch of Cambridge students made him cry.

Where was this shooter during presidential campaign? Saved the crack shot for a nobody.

Speak for yourself. I got two tickets for Barca.

He probably thinks Muslims bow to a flag.

Should change his name to Matte Black the dull cunt.

He should get the chair for those creases tbh. I'd protect the shit out of my wife if she ever let me leave the house looking that unkempt.

They have been all over the footbridges in Slatyford, Newbiggin Hall and Westerhope like. Just good, honest British lads taking time out of their busy schedules of drinking Kestrel and knocking their lasses about to hang flags up in honour of protecting wimmin. Coz, that'll show them.

Needs more cock in a hoover. 5/10. Must try harder.

This is up there with the lad who ate fish and rice cakes every day. Then on Wednesday he only had fish for breakfast and we weren’t sure what to do with it until he finally blew the lid off it with a fish and rice cakes dinner.

Abeytzeh as well, surely.

You underestimate how many people want me dead.

Have some respect. They are all brothers, fathers and lovers....to their sisters..

"They are willing to pay it, therefore FMV" It would be a fucking nonsense to assume a third party would pay more than they deemed fair. Though, I suspect the PL will do everything in it's power to prove we're fleecing companies

I like how he's one off on every number he verbalises. Says five, holds up six. It proves he's thick as whale spunk - which we all knew anyway.

I wanna tak you dewn to Koahkoahmoah Wa'll get there fast And then wa'll tak it slowah

It would be, but hate crimes don't apply to soulless hell spawn.

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