Dazzler

She doesn’t help herself when it comes to people calling her thick

I’m a simple man, I see tits and shagging and I press like.

This reads like the people on your socials eat farmers. Fair play to them.

I also lost in the ballot for Aston Villa but then I won in the Brentford one for the cup so I don't think I get quite as much right to whinge as you do

Light at the front when he's well hydrated but always brown at the back.

The Austrian's aren't falling for this shit again.

How the fuck did that and this: Make this?

35 minutes? You clearly have not learned of the ikea shortcut doors. I could have shortened that solo visit down to 8 minutes, tops.

I think you'll find, Clarkson, me owld mucker, calling out a tory for taking part in a tax avoidance scheme, is not classic BBC.

Won't genuine working farms that are inherited be subject to business relief anyway which would reduce (if not remove entirely) any inheritance tax? BBC news were interviewing a bunch of young people destined to inherit their parents farm. Each one was a pampered posh cunt that has never, and will never work that land. They are waiting for their parents to die so they can sell the land and blow millions on toot and champagne.

The problem for you now is this has replaced the check mark joke and every time Wykiki goes radge you're going to have to come up with some way of spinning it into an NWA verse or we're all going to go mental.

That first one is tremendous but the second confirms that it was, in fact, Carl Cort.

I thought it was Lua Lua tbf but my joke was definitely referencing an actual moment of accidental racism from Sir Bobby - just couldn't remember the specifics

Aye, wasn't he injured or maybe suspended because he wasn't with the squad on a match day and getting pelters on social media for it by idiots. Then it turned out he'd spent hours driving down there just to make this kids day and a canny few drooling morons were shown up.

I reckon we absolutely fuck these raw tbh - not even going to play the insane scores by dead players game on this one. Has Isak scored a hat trick for us yet? If not I think he will break his duck against these. *insert a transparent image of Sir Bobby looking down at Isak and just when you think he's about the say "you'll do for me bonny lad", he actually says "ee you're looking well, Shola" because he was old and his eyes were failing him but also, old people are quite often accidentally racist*

He's done loads of stuff like this, I remember reading that he used to go to a soup kitchen or foodbank down Liverpool often back when he was Everton - it was just never documented because he was doing it because he wanted to rather than getting some PR out of it. I am sure it was all around the time Everton fans were calling him a rat, and scum etc and we were questioning his attitude before we got to see who he actually was.

The only thing funnier than this documentary is the absolute hiding he got from Sean Lock and Jimmy Carr on 8 out of 10 cats for doing it.

My dad told me our house was haunted by a headless nun. He then proceeded to wrap my old footy in black gaffer tape and stuff it into his hoodie and then wait on the stairs (for what may have been hours) until I went for a piss so I may be greeted by this dead bitch. I still have the occasional nightmare almost 30 years later

Is that the one with the original journalist that subjected the world to Bob Lazar?

@Nefilim appears to have improved his hacking skills. Fair play to him.

Because we were dog shit when they had 11 players on the pitch

“So you are telling me he wears a magic hat, the best hat…..but it’s not a red maga one?”