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What's he doing like, an acoustic set?

CT, new catchphrase for you. Let's get a bit more aggressive and go with "Look it up, bitch."

Exactly. You do put weight on, but it's just water. Get back to being sensible for a few days and you'll be back to normal. You're not gonna gain proper fat weight from a cheat meal. I weigh myself every day. I had a pizza a few weeks back and woke up the next day 3kg higher than the previous day. The fucking pizza didn't even weigh 3kg in total, so it wasn't that. It's just water retention.

Fucking hell, I'd take Downie's over that.

Should be more like 13th and are running 5 points ahead of expectation at this stage. Brilliant for them, and will probably keep them up, but they're in a false position currently and it'll sort itself out in the long run. This is the final table from last season sorted by expected points: Forest ran FIFTEEN points ahead of expectation and "should" have finished 14th and not 7th, so clearly "the long run" can be a period of more than 38 games (ie. Luck doesn't "even itself out over a season". But we're seeing the real Forest this season (partly because we're seeing the REAL Chris Wood), and not just because their owner is pissing about with stuff.

"Modern, clean lines", just what you want from nature. And inexplicably two mirrors on the back fence.

Aye, I did say he'd have chosen them over us, of course he would. But Downie gives a different interpretation of the contractual situation to you. But regardless, the point is that, having signed Trafford surely there's some duty towards the player that has just picked you to not just immediately replace him within a month. It's shady as fuck. The lad needs to play. If you can't give him that, get a 30 year old who is happy to warm the bench. Sooner or later, I would hope that these sort of practices will come back to bite them.

Press play, it'll start at the right bit. Downie explaining how Man City out Trafford in a position where his only option was to return there, due to this matching clause they had in his contract.

Aye he would absolutely have picked them over us, and that's fine. It was our fault for messing about the previous summer, and Mitchell's fault for supposedly then putting their owner's nose out of joint. But my understanding of the contract tie-up that Man City had on Trafford basically precluded him from having a choice. So he had to go back there, and within a month he was consigned to the bench. It's proper fucking Death Star shit from Man City.

The point is finding a strategy which allows you to do that though. Which is what CT is doing. I mean, there's also every chance he's back in 6 months to tell us about his ground-breaking NEW strategy.... There do seem to be genuine health benefits from not repeatedly spiking your insulin throughout the day as well. Type 2 diabetics can all but reverse their diagnosis with stuff like this.

If he can't get into our side, I'm not sure why Man City would want him. Plus the obvious point that PL makes of that club being a fucking graveyard for young promising English players. Trafford's situation is a fucking disgrace. That kid should be allowed to leave on the relative cheap in January after the shit they pulled in the summer.

Bookmarked, cos you just never know.

Black Rabbit on Netflix is good. Jude Law and Jason Bateman. Like a crime thriller type thing, lots going on.

Looks like we've got ourselves a James May fan.

Great knowledge. Sorry I couldn't get you his autograph too.

Look, I get you were more of a Clarkson man, but I can only work with what's in front of me.

I'm about to make some of you lads wildly jealous cos I've just seen one of your all time comedy/automotive heroes in Keswick: Richard "The Hamster" Hammond. With his wife who was shorter than me but still about a foot taller than him. Craig, Toonpack, sorry I couldn't get autographs.

I was definitely of the view that we'd had an excellent transfer window and had managed to strengthen in all areas, possibly even up front despite losing Ratboy.

The Alan Brazil looking cunt in the middle.

Dunno why the fuck they gave him a new contract. He's gonna take them down. No Cunha to bail them out this season.

Jesus, sounds like you've been through some shit. Pleased to hear it sounds like you've caught it quickly. Hope you're home recovering with the missus and dog(s?) now, and hope all goes well with the recovery.

Well would you look at who's second of the expected points table, running about 4 points worse than expectation so far this season. Mackems running just the 5 points ahead of expectation. Liverpool around 2 points ahead of expectation. We're gonna be fine.

Shite that Dougle. Hope your back's better soon too.

Hope gets some stick for his video thumbnails, but fuck me.

If you think a prediction is commentary on past and current state, then YES, ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN.