Craig

What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral makes your day, Anal makes your hole weak!

Why? Is it something to be ashamed of, even in this day and age?! Sadly a huge side effect of the anti-pyschotic drugs I was prescribed. I'd rather be alive and need medication than the alternative.

Get money on Spurs (A) for the first game of the season.

Not surprisingly there isn’t any

Spotting that Junior Beardsley is now on the payroll too.

I’m not sure if this is genuine but if it is, the home shirt has somehow unbelievably been eclipsed already!

Could say the same for Villa too.

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One thing I'm (hopefully) looking forward to next season is 'TheOther14' bollocks will be giving us a wide berth.

Queue the fewm. Especially from the unwashed.

Due for release Friday allegedly. Newcastle United 23-24 Home Kit Leaked - New Main Sponsor - Footy Headlines

That's too perfect to be something we'd go with. Brilliant design if it did prove to be correct though.

You don't have to look any further than Steven Gerrard to see how success in the Scottish League translates to the Premier League. Spurs truly are a recurring disaster. The one time one of their bizarre appointments does pay off in Pochettino, they sack him less than 5 months after he led them to a CL final.

Those of you who have watched Ted Lasso will be aware they absolutely ripped this piss out of him in season 3 for stuff just like this

Went to see Tom Odell in Basingstoke last night. Pretty fucking brilliant

What a difference a decade makes. 10 years ago we were talked about it in a similar vein due to us both being run by sports shop magnates. Fucking hell, Ashley really did reduce the value of our stock on multiple levels.

Well he had some experience of managing car crashes.

Here's hoping. Because Spurs have such a fabulous record when it comes to appointing ex Chelsea managers - Hoddle, Villas-Boas, Mourinho, Conte ....

Agreed. Wasn't a fan of the 80s stuff. Nutbush City Limits and River Deep Mountain High were good. Had a bit of a soft spot for 'Simply The Best' given I still associate it with pre-match warm up at SJP.

Pope dropped; Pickford retained

Leeds & Leicester are joining Southampton in the Championship I reckon. Everton surviving by the skin of their teeth again. Forest also.

We'll edge it 2-1 I reckon. Definitely missing Longstaff and who'd have even considered saying that 12 months ago?