David Kelly

She's a mackem, she deserves a lot worse than I've ever given her. But she's the mother of my child so I've always been softer on her than I should be.

No it's brilliant, I've got a ready made defense for when they start gearing up for a wedding. Of course that can spell the end of the relationship but really, who wants to be with a woman who wants to marry you anyway?

I think I'll just leave it for a bit then at £400. I cam buy shit loads of drink and drugs for that sort of money. And still being married is a good way of preventing another wedding (unless your name is Cisse).

Haha what a tool. Mind you that's better than years ago when me and the ex went so Frankie & Benny's (yes I know) and she asked for a pizza with no cheese (yes again I know). The waitress said "well you could but it would be fucking awful". I know she was right but it's not the best customer service. Fair play to him over the quality of his food though, it was just the thinness of his skin that I thought pathetic. Especially as the comments made weren't exactly scathing.

No soup for you!

Did you see the grief the lad who owns it was apparently giving to anyone who dared say anything negative about them on trip advisor? Came across like a right prick.

Tried to go when it was in Heaton a while back but it was rammed. Keep meaning to try it. The takeaway Italian pizza place at Four Lane Ends is really nice. And the lass that works there is stunning.

Get the dates wrapped in bacon. Absolutely outstanding.

How much does it cost to go through? I'm about seven years shot of the stupid bitch now but we're still married. Should probably get round to getting is sorted officially.

Burt Kwouk's gone now http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36370997 RIP

It goes without saying I'd always rather be a Geordie than Mackem but even more so with this news. I hope they enjoy more dross from walrus head next season.

Well this is going to cost me £20 but it'll be well worth it.

Aye fair point.

I still have doubts the release fee will be set at £8m. Surely Ashley would have sacked charnley for losing us £5m in 6 month. I suspect it will be much nearer what we paid. I still think that would be low enough to be of interest to most teams who might want him.

Not remotely worth seeing are they? They really did well in casting her mind. She's not particularly bad looking, she's much worse as written, but in terms of the rest of her physique she's absolutely perfect for the role. I still definitely would like.

In comparisson to Brienne they're fucking awesome.

Think there's a fair chance he'll be away. Won't be to Portugal though.

Dirty bitch!

Aye I think even Rob was only about fifteen at the start of the books and he was the oldest of them.

That'll teach them to learn a proper language.

It's fitting with the medieval times in which it's set though. I think basically as soon as a girl had her first period they were considered of age to marry.

Aye I think you're right on both counts there. Actually I'm sure I read somewhere that dragon tits had made some sort of comment about not minding getting her kit off but that it's unfair there's never any blokes do it. Mayby that kids flash of warty cock was the price we had to pay for the previous episode.

Well I wouldn't say ginger but aye that's her. I think it would be like transgender porn. You don't really want to watch but you're not going to turn it off either.

I've been waiting for Margery's walk of shame for ages. It's getting ridiculous now. I agree Sansa would be wrong since she's been in it since she was a bairn. Brienne has never got hers and I think there'd be a certain fascination with that. Yara and Meera can keep theirs where they are.

Aye I would agree with that. I think he'll do fine against Sri Lanka but against better teams he'll not cut it at his current pace.