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Aye one in each fucking hand

Has to have turnip man. I can just about live with it being mashed in with carrot but prefer on it's own ideally with pepper and gravy

Here you go. Basically it depends on your weight and of course intensity but this is a good guide. http://www.nutristrategy.com/caloriesburned.htm

Beamish is the best place like. The stables at the hotel. Great food, good play area out back and Beamish wild there if you fancy birds of pray.

This one - (not called the Pack Horse anymore. Or Hors) - https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ie=UTF-8&q=pubs+in+burnopfield&fb=1&gl=uk&hq=pubs&hnear=0x487dd7d540ce0a55:0xcc265f2cc8f333c6,Burnopfield,+County+Durham&ei=lB7QUYz8E8X64QSVgoHAAw&ved=0CNoBELYD&iwloc=cids:15924857012456704688

Aye there is. Cant think of the name but theres one before you reach Hobson coming away from Gateshead on the right before you hit the bank (where at the top you turn off for Annfield Plain), thats just past the lights that you would take to Burnopfield.

Dark Skies - Better than expected. Reviews slated it so my expectations were low, reminded me a bit of signs. Similarly watched The Last Exorcism 2 which was also meant to be shite. It was "ok" nowt special but watchable if you like that kinda thing. Safety Not Guaranteed - A "nice" film. another film if theres nowt on TV its ok to fill a void.

Come on we know the script. We offer X They ask for X more Players sounds like he would come We dont budge on offer "Small" club comes in and takes him

Man of Steel. Thoroughly enjoyed it and thought they made a good go at making it more modern.

Yeah, heard mate. You might remember my trips to ACM and I know the UK Agent for ACM-G.

Ok, Ill expand it to AC Milan Glorie which as you likely know is AC Milan past players.

Yeah thats what I meant when I say it was a good "romp". Its a bit like say Arnie movies, or Die Hards. All in all they're a bit shit so you just need to switch off and enjoy it as "fun" which (witch) is the pot I'd put this in. I also enjoyed Van Helsing and Underworld which Id put in the same. Anyway, off to see Man of Steel the neet.

Stick 11.09.13 down for this, potentially v ACM.

You dont like exploding Witches then! I thought it was a canny romp. Very basic plot, Van helsing type of flick.

How fucking patronising man.

Nah Ant, I left my good nature at the entrance to the thread. Fuck him, the egotistical cunt. Oh, and

Probably a combo of both. I'm edging to ps4 due to their (xbox) previous stance and though they back peddled you know what they want to do and could do in future. It's not that ps4 is hugely different really it's more principle. I'm 60/40 in favour of ps4 currently. Price not really an influence.

Northumbrian Coastline has to be one of the highlights of the UK. Not just Lindesfarne but the various castles, the Farnes and places inland like Alnwick and Rothbury (inc Cragside).

Hansel & Gretel - Canny of you like exploding witches 7/10 It's a Disaster - yeah it was - 4/10

Yeah Gibside is nice. I dont live far from there so we go fairly often.

Him signing a new deal would be a huge, much needed boost at the min like.

Happy (post) Birthday!

I hate being on the nose sometimes

the whole thing is a fucking disgrace. In most situations I dont wade in with size 10 boots throwing opinions around. I usually sit back, think and respond. With that I've often seen good MA has done and downright shocking in equal measure. Much like FFS before him, there have been positives and negatives. I try and see sense in what his decisions have been from a business or football perspective to at least try and understand his thought process. In most cases I can reach a conclusion where I might not agree, but understand the approach. Then there's this. It goes against any logic. Goes against anything from a business perspective AND a football perspective. It leaves his current blueprint in tatters. In undermines his head scout, his (now former) MD and his manager. Not with some guru of football where you could argue the case, not with some financial wizard that could argue the case, not even with some motivational fucking genius who could lift the squad mentally. Joe Fucking Kinnear! None of the above. Twat of a man. This makes no sense at all. Nothing. Its almost like he woke up and thought "I cant be arsed any more" seen his mate was down in the dumps and said "here, you have it". Sadly for us, his make from the pub was a funny little joker 20 years ago and canny for a laugh. Now he is a washed out foul mouthed empty shell dying (literally) to fill a void one last time before he keels over. Fuck.

I can see Pardew walking likw leaving Joe Fucking Kinnear to slip quietly back in to the manager seat which ultimately is what he wants. Sorry did I say quietly? Cunt.