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Looks like Shola is leaving. Our forward line will be Gouffranranran and Campbell.

Just seen that Petition. Had to laugh at "Well I am leaving this petition" well played whoever posted that comment.

To Russia without Love. Thank you

Generous Well mannered Humility I could go on ;P

Rape me is a bit strong like!

Be more patient with the increasing number of stupid people in the world and accept not everyone is graced with common sense Enjoy more activities with the kids Drink more water

We have our own. I'm the higher earner and I pay nearly all the bills and she buys most of the stuff for the kids and house. Works well. We never even discuss money, never need to. If we eat out I always pay as I think I should.

Was at Gibside with wife n kids. Had a picnic, played footy with bairns, there was a 60s band on this time. Canny atmosphere etc.

Is he meant to be taking out some of his loan this season. Thats prob where the TV money is going meaning selling someone like Cabaye will allow us to bring in 3 or so £5-6M players. Also reducing the value in his eyes he wants for the club (as he counts the outstanding amount of his loan towards it).

Loving these the minute:

Has MA got a list of people NUFC fans wouldnt want at the club or something? fucking hell Who next? Roy Keane as motivational coach?

Whickers Wormed RIP

Congratulations! Mwahahahaha (all other parents now laugh and your wonderful yet sleepless future)

Happy ( . )( . ) Birthday!

Couldnt give a stuff if he played for Mackems or not. I think he could do a job for sure. Id be pissed off if he was out only forward brought in but alongside someone else then aye.

Top one looks a tiny bit too far to the right, on the right lines though. Love the second one!

SHould watch his YouTube channel, some funny stuff on there like.

Happy B'Day!

Def bottom half like. As it stands we're simpson and perch (and Harper) down with none in (ok one for the youth team). We've lied (or the club hasnt but they create the leaks they want) about trying to bring players in and made half arsed attempts at others. The only thing anyone remembers thus far about us is our new world fucking class DoF being a tit in the media. So far we arent taking a few steps backwards, we're using a tacky wonga sponsored time machine 15th.

I've got two signed Baresi tops I think

Looks like Di Canio will be playing for the ACM side, could make it interesting!