Kid Dynamite

If Wolves and Everton pick up a few points we are at risk of the 3 relegation places being decided before the end of January

Pretty much what KSI said to him on live telly last night Although looking at Frankie Bridge these days, I think Terry did him a favour!

You get games like that, where every single player seems off the pace. It's like it's contagious. It didn't matter who we brought on off the bench, the whole team had the yips and struggled with their first touch and a 10yd pass. We've just got to hope it doesn't knock their confidence again. It took us 3 months to get over it last time we were playing like this. If that team turns up against Arsenal then we aren't going to Wembley

Agbonlahor on Talksport struggles to string a sentence together at times

I thought Dubravka could have done better for a couple of the goals today mind. He's much better with his feet than Pope, but he went down in stages for a couple of the shots across him

Aye that's what I meant, but we were 3inches from losing 5-1 today after conceding 3 goals in the last 9. The drop off in performance is crazy

Just remembered they had a goal ruled out for offside too! 🤮

Absolute capitulation. Trippier looks miles off it since coming on

Last 10mins. Time to see if we've actually developed the mentality you need to win trophies. To claw back points even when you've been shit. We need a big push

Rocket up the arse time

Not sure why the ref is booking the Bournemouth player for a tackle he didn't give a free kick for

We are taking the piss today

Hopefully

We've got a chance to break records today, against. A Bournemouth team with 6 kids on the bench, and we haven't fucking turned up

City casually dropping €80m on a striker to warm the bench

Missed another one in injury time

City are taking all the risk. If Haaland does a Wilshere or Sterling and massively drops off the pace in a few years he's still going to be raking in mega bucks and City will be stuck with him.

Maybe we are further ahead in talks with a RW replacement than we are for a CB? A big money move for Mbuemo/Semenyo, or maybe that RW from PSV we were linked with?

We could do with a second

Murphy hasn't half turned a corner in the last 10 games mind.

Is this the best team we've ever had technically? I can't remember us knocking it around teams like this ever. Even in 96, Barton, Beresford, Gillespie etc weren't at this level.

I've just been reminded of Southgate giving Gordon 60seconds in an entire tournament. The shit c*nt