PaddockLad

You going then?...

Aye ok Wincey Willis....You near East Lancs then?

AT IT!!!! http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/12/01/russell-brand-calls-reporter-a-snide-over-hostile-questions-about-the-price-of-his-property_n_6250074.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

We last played at Turf Moor in 1983....for that reason, am in attendance Snow forecast for tomorrow

Its CT.... the gender realignment surgery explains his recent abscence from these parts....his tits look smaller now tbh, fair play to his surgeon

No. No reviews. It doesn't matter if the decision is wrong, abusing incompetant officials is what football is all about

That body part rule is perpsterous. They tried to bring in a "clear daylight" guideline a few years back which for me is a lot better. If your leg is offside but the rest of you isn't the you're level ffs.

First born son us traditionally called Mohammed I think. Moslems make up 8%(?) of the population, so why no increase in female names too?....there's no other Moslem names in the lists that I saw over the weekend. Sounds like a fib to draw attention to the survey?....

Wonder how much licence fee money the old bull frog draws per annum?..... His output is on the poor side of chronic....

Is she a mate of Catmag's then?

The only one I didn't vote yes to was podcasts.... Don't think any team truly deserves to win anything they haven't properly earned tbh. This is obviously a tricky point of view when a team spawns their way to a cup victory a la Liverpool in the champions league, but to be fair they did put out Barca, Juve and Chelsea en route. If we somehow get to the latter stages of a cup we'll have to beat at least one of the top four or five teams in the country, including the falsely flush likes of man city and Chelsea too. The media driven sense of entitlement (main club in receipt of this is obviously Arsenal) that somehow one club is more deserving than any other when it comes to honours is frankly bollocks and drives anyone with half a brain to distraction. So why should we "deserve" to win anything? We don't, neither do anyone else. We can be slightly pleased that a set of long suffering supporters finally have their day in the sun, and imagine what that feels like, but that's about as far as it goes for me. We're certainly not entitled to win anything just because we get 50k watching us every other week, although that does place us in a very special place in the early 21st century scheme of things. Man city and Chelsea would love our local fan base based on nothing but precious hopes and pride. Tbf man city used to have the hopeless pride bit if not the numbers we get, but that's been replaced by the usual top 4/5 bullshit very,very quickly. I don't ever want to go down that road..

Didn't the premier league twat the bundesliga 4 nowt this week?... sausage suckers are overrated iyam....

Pardew following your posts closely he's just took Tiote and Gouff off...Cisse and Cabella on...

Ex mackem malingerer Danny Dichio has just appeared as a studio pundit on my stream. Think I'll go back to the incomprehensible Serbian stream I had on earlier.

Subbed after 35mins today. "Bruced"?

http://mobile.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=4335737

From .com: WHUFC: The Hammers have injury doubts over Stewart Downing, Diafra Sakho, Alex Song and Enner Valencia. Winston Reid is suspended. Thats basically all their better players. If none of them play is it hopelessly optimistic to suggest we might nick this by the odd goal in three?...

Even more difficult to get a drink near the ground...we're still banned from the working mens club and the nearest pub http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/17/17000/Duke_of_Edinburgh/Upton_Park is apparently now closed. The other pub on Green Street (the Queens) was the scene of a recent murder so I may be tempted to steer clear of that one too...

Errrr..... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/tim-krul-could-miss-month-8187689?

Game changer? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11257795/Newcastle-and-Rangers-will-not-be-able-to-play-in-Europe-together-next-season-because-of-Mike-Ashley.html

l honestly wouldn't care if Carroll scores on Saturday and celebrates.

Max Kruse anyone??... http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-eyeing-9million-january-swoop-4700060

Aye you're just like Prince Charles you need an equerry to fuckin dress you in the mornings

As it stands Newcastle have qualified from the group stages of the champions league as many times as man city have

Mrs PLs Christmas this year is going to be black Friday tastic http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00CYR759G/ref=amb_link_184395067_1?ie=UTF8&nav_sdd=aps&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=05YV718Q59DTTPYATHR5&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=560173467&pf_rd_i=468294 She's got an old kindle hd which won't boot up, anyone know where I can get it sorted?...it's got black death screen, won't do nowt...