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Was someone on here sat in at the back of the south east corner? Someone behind me tried to start "mbemba is a Geordie" (to the tune of "remember your a womble") am sure I read something like that on here? Whoever it was they didn't have any takers but I think with a bit of work at Swansea next week it could catch on

Don't know if Sissoko took a knock or is desperately unfit?...he disappeared again after Anita got injured, didn't make himself available hardly at all. Overall we were good for 60-70 minutes but they've already had competitive football in Europe and it showed in the last quarter. To say that the opening goal was against the run of play is an understatement tbh, we bossed the first half but didn't create many clear cut chances. Very encouraging though.

Has England's Aussie coach banned himself from media duties?...haven't heard him utter a word during this series...is he keen not to wind his countrymen up or is he just wanting to make sure he'll still get a pint in his local in Woolabrawoonga?

The Ashes might be won before the football season kicks off

#ripmca

My cousin got married on a Sunday because the most expensive venue in Edinburgh's west end shed booked for the gig would be cheaper. See also people getting married on a Friday. All wrong. Should be a law against it. Bastards.

Is that one of the gadges from breaking bad??

Strong saints team last night, they won 0-2: Stekelenburg, Caulker, Fonte, Yoshida, Martina, Wanyama, S. Davis, Ward-Prowse, Tadić, Mané, Pellè. Just as Ronald Koeman said he'd pick. Just seen his brother Erwin on the local news down here, saying that they understand the "Thursday/Sunday" thing in the months ahaead but after working hard all last season whats there will be no complaints from SFC and no excuses blaming Europe if things don't pan out as they hope in the league. How very refreshing

They had four In January and now they've only got two...can't see them not getting another one in tbh... Chelsea are putting a huge amount of faith in the physically suspect Costa and Falcao too..

Bravo Andrew

Cameron wanted to arm "the Syrian opposition" who 12 months later we were calling Isis. Ed Milliband lead a very well argued opposition to this and the proposal was voted down. It seems that parliament in general has learned it's lesson from Iraq/Afghanistan but seemingly not the PM.

I think C4 news had to send their questions in before their invite was sent out...obviously a question about bans got them well, banned... Newcastle United, "controlling the message" like some low rent TASS...

https://mobile.twitter.com/alextomo/status/628983203911569408

The only person I've heard actually calling tickets "briefs" was a scouser, which is pretty magnanimous of Stevie tbf

This ones been up over two hours without it being called "bullshit" by its poster, good stuff

Anyone remember reading this when it was posted last year? CT?... http://www.theguardian.com/news/2014/nov/24/-sp-is-saving-newcastle-mission-impossible

"Liverpool fan in blatant , naked aggression, you small time small club win fuck all deluded cunts" would be far more refreshingly honest tbf..

Whats your take on Cecil the Lion?

Long time no see DEADMAN....are you looking forward to the new season?...What do you reckon to McLaren and his new signings? Edit: oh...looks like hes gone...

Contracting out the financing,construction and ongoing maintenance of facilities for education and health to private entities is about as tory as it gets...that's why Labour needs to stop trying to be the conservative party...

Like the sound of that so went to spotify...there's a picture of the band, one of them has one of the worst beards I've ever seen and the app won't offer me the option of playing the tracks in order, only on shuffle.... I hate my life....

I'm willing to bet CT is unaware who the owner of the WSJ is, and why a leader article in said publication is about as impartial as the rest of the fuckin old cunt's titles

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Yeah like George was going to reduce borrowing in the last Parliament..how did that go again? Thing is Labour didn't lay a glove on them on this issue, which was in general the problem...that's the point. After 10+ years of the tories next time round and Labour being itself again, the country may be willing to listen.

Her and Tarby as HMHM says were described disparagingly as "professional scousers" by a born and bred Evertonian who I shared a house with, i.e they left the city as soon as they could, money grabbing tory voting Liverpool FC supporting shithouses who played up their "scouseness" whilst living in a large mansion backing on to the golf course at Sunningdale...do folk in the North East generally view the likes of Bobby Charlton the same though?...