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Monkeys Fist

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  1. What did the mackem do for Halloween? Pump kin.
  2. Peppers, in a risotto? Fucking savage.
  3. If someone rounded up 40 Thai hookers for him, the odds of all of them being “legal” age are long enough for me to be comfortable calling him a sweaty nonce. Also, Virginia Guiffre is the only one we know about. I’m comfortable calling him Nonce Andrew, tbh.
  4. Can someone do an AI of the father-of-the-bride’s speech? I can’t be arsed.
  5. Are they talking about The King that met his first wife when she was 16 and he was 29, and thought she’d be good breeding stock? Those standards?
  6. No chance they’ll let the King’s brother serve time in jail. He won’t be charged with anything, but lose all his titles and Royal status - that’s the deal that’s clearly been made with the CPS or whoever. Live out his days tucked away in a nice pad on Sandringham Estate unless he fucks off to some foreign hideaway. Cunt.
  7. Deserves it just for the bow at the end.
  8. Let’s be honest here, the Doctor regenerating wasn’t the surprise, it was who he regenerated in to that shocked people.
  9. Speaking of TT and Mademoiselle Squelch, long after her contributions to the world of tv soap acting and tv for the unemployed have been forgotten, her greatest achievement will still be here. Tyne Tunnel 2 was inspired by and modelled on her capacious fanny.
  10. No it isn’t. Anymore talk like that and you’ll be banned.
  11. Chiesa’s heat map from last night.
  12. Give him a bit of slack, he’s just so used to Callum never coming first.
  13. “The Ways” are there for Liverpool Football Club to interpret as they see fit, obviously
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