Monkeys Fist

Pfft. Hammer chewer , man.

Im worried - they are dangerous going forward Must try harder. A Mackem I know said he has HD hands, which puzzled me until I realised the thick twat actually meant Digitally Enhanced.

Good stuff HMHM!

You might want to take your email off there mate. There's some knackers view this forum.

What did you get for your birthday Deaders?

I once went to concert ( in the Roman Coliseum in Nimes , dontcha know ), with a 40 litre water bag wrapped in a towel, full of wine, in my rucksack. Everyone was searched on the gate for booze, I waltzed past , and can remember little about the gig. What with the plonk and a bag of finest Moroccan pollen, we spent most of the evening roaming the galleries and dungeons , absolutely blistered.

Excellent film, even with Sondra Locke in it.

Noooooooooooooo… … well, maybe.

How very dare you, Sir!

Shell suits are horribly prone to shrinkage.

Fuck. ( you'd think they'd be wary of pile-ons btw)

I'll be fucking sick if the Thieves win it on pens.

FFS! Edit, Brilliant from Liverpool, come on Taffs!

Get in!!

FFS. Jammy bastards

As I was taking my 4 yr old swimming this morning she rattled off the planets, which on its own impressed me, but when she listed the last three as " Jupiter, Uwamus, and Penus " I nearly crashed the car. I'll show her the Moon and J&P tonight out the window.

The facts are these. He's losing the contract, that has been made clear by the client. If he loses it, we lose it. We can't afford to 1) lose the work 2) not bid for it. If we don't take it, someone else will. We have arranged a meeting to tell him the full story, thereby giving him the opportunity to rectify his relationship with the client, and will make it clear that we will be happy to carry on with the status quo if he can. We will also make it clear that if he loses it, we will be bidding. Can't really be fairer than that. We haven't stabbed in the back, we were approached by the client, not the other way round. It would be the easiest thing in the world to keep schtum and move in once he's lost it, but that's not what we are going to do. Hence my original post re. a dilemma. We asked ourselves what we'd expect if the tables were turned, and will act accordingly. I will also read a eulogy when he tops himself ( Chez & KSA).

I quite like this stuff

I reckon he's the one with bitch tits and lard in the white shirt

How's your arse Rice, West Brom dry bummed you. And, err, Derry is part of this country.

Leaves at beer o'clock.

"Who's forum is this?" "It's Jozmans" "Who's Jozman?" "Jozman's dead baby, Jozman's dead."

Word is that O'Neill has kitted out the team bus with these for their trip home.