Monkeys Fist

How much did you charge CT to change a plug yesterday?

Who wouldn’t be up for a 5-0 thrashing from the masters of Shithousery? Four from Pope, Miley hat trick, and 10 from BDN. Giddup!

What none of these “declining population” scenarios seem to realise, is that by the time our kids are approaching old age, the climate will have solved many of the population problems, globally. Most of the tropics will become uninhabitable due to temperature and habitat change, the northern areas of the Mediterranean will become like the southern areas- arid desert ( yes, France, Spain and Italy, I mean you), the temperate northern regions will become hotter, wetter, and suffer from regular extreme weather events, as well as over crowding as the people from the southern regions flee north. Also, the loss of huge areas of fertile land will have an enormous impact on global food availability, so that’ll cut the population too. None of this is being addressed in these predictions or in reality. Thankfully, I’ll be long dead.

Aye, that, and the fact is was daylight robbery

Let’s keep it civil, you pair of cunts.

Done. Click at your peril.

Nope

What terms did you put in? I’ve tried all the usual sample sites, asked “who is the girl on …song title” etc etc. Anyway, cheers.

I’m going to start referring to them as Louvrepool, since they’re so fucking easy to rob.

Whale oil beef hooked. Cheers

Since I can’t stand Marilyn fucking Manson, I’m still ok thinking Soft Cell were shite, aye? Gary Numan can also fuck off, musically, although I’ve heard he’s meant to be a decent sort. Anyway, RIP to the dead lad.

Who cares? Enjoy the moment! ( mind, if it is, this is fucking outstanding shithousing by the club, getting rid of him and making it look like we were reluctant )

Nah, it’s Gerald Wiley.

I fucking hated Soft Cell at the time Still do, but I did then as well.

Chippenham Playing Fields, according to google. Too far from the nearest airport for Bruce to fuck off to Portugal, so I think theyre safe… for now.

Monmouth?

“How Stavros, pós eínai to béikon?”

Little fluffy clouds, MKII. I have become mildly obsessed with finding out who the girl that is sampled on this is I’ll try all the usual what is this sample types sites? None of them have it listed. Whoever it is, she sounds just like Swedish Canadian lass that I did the Bongo Fury with in the summer and autumn of 1993.

Quite apart from the actual winning a fucking cup, this was the greatest part of our League win- Eddie’s fucking clinical planning to beat them, including using the league game as a red herring, was just insane. I loved the way he just casually dropped it in to his post game interview too.

I know we all think he’s a rat and that, but that was the stuff he did that put the hairs on the back of neck up.

I believe that the start of the “fuck you, I’ve got mine” mentality in the UK can be traced back to Thatcher’s war on the unions. Previously, working men (the prime demographic of Reform and Yaxley-Lennon’s cuntathon’s) had a culture of unity, strength in numbers, looking out for your fellow workers. This, in my mind, inevitably carried over in to other non-work aspects, where looking after each other was seen as the norm and a good thing. Post Thatcher, when the unions were fucking decimated, the divisions that formed during the Miner’s strike, and also the sale of council housing, changed the mindset of the working classes over the course of a few generations. When I was in the rope access game, the number of self-employed lads who were absolutely against any kind of social welfare was astounding. There are obviously other factors, the complete destruction of manufacturing, privatisation, etc etc, but if you’re looking for why your average working man in the UK today might have cuntish, fascist tendencies, there’s your answer.

The lad who posted above you used to work with a raging coke-head Scouse git. All very perpetual.