Monkeys Fist

It’ll be the rich history of entertaining style of play, the deep connections with Basque football, being able to take a shite at the ground without leaving your seat, and you simply can’t rule out the enormous global reach of such a great club that was so willing to take part in a hugely popular docu-comedy. It also helps with not getting windmilled whilst on holiday in high quality resorts like Lloret-de-Mar, Kavos, and Skegness.

I wouldn’t worry too much if your feelings are aal awa Hexham mate. Given everything you’ve said about how you and your old man were, and the suddenness, your emotions will be up and down faster than Mrs. Wyki’s knickers on a play day. I don’t know if you’re Mam is still around, or if you’ve experienced losing a parent already, but it hits you in some expected and very unexpected ways- take some time off work and just look after yourself and Mrs. Robin, hang out in The Shire, eat po-tay-toes, that kind of thing.

I just heard Voller say Manschaft a couple of times and thought “ Kinky bitch!”

This lad committing mackem Seppuko by giving a reasonable, normal answer and compounding it by confessing to not being a MLF since conception. RIP Harrogatemackem.

You shut your whore mouth!

Imagine the shame, being handed that by a member of Mumford and Sons.

Sorry to hear this Robin. My old man and I lost many years to a distance between us, but thankfully we reconnected for a good few years before his passing. Losing your dad is a sledgehammer, no matter your age, or what the relationship was.

( especially with the gif).

I honestly look much more like Dumbledore Paterson than Craig these days… minus the 150db suit.

Woah… hang on, so that’s meant to be me on the right? Would you like a fight, young man?

That’s so bizarre because Ronnie Radford’s son’s mam’s son’s dad is also still dead. What are the chances?

When you look at what passes for celebrity today, I’d say having an Ex-England player and gaffer as Dad would put him at least B-list

I think your AI has confused PL and I for TBD and Craig.

Time for a cheeky January bid to bring Anderson home.

I was aware of that, but we’ve all seen how sacrosanct the Constitution is to the Trumpets. Even if it wasn’t written in law, I’d expect the Military brass to stop short of attacking their citizens. I’m fairly sure we’ll see in the not-too-distant future … maybe when MM refuses to leave office at the end of his term?

I’d be fully behind Jim Bowen becoming the symbol of a leftist revival in the UK

Aye, I did have my doubts the military would follow him into civil war, and after that meeting Hegseth pulled the other week, dragging high level officers from all over the world to say something that could’ve been emailed, I’m sure the command is even less likely to do his bidding As ridiculous as that video Trump posted of him dropping shitbombs on Lefties is, it’s an actual, serving President explicitly saying that he wants to bomb his own citizens, and his mouth-breathing cult members are lapping it up.

I guarantee some flag shagging ape will have read that headline and assumed it refers to a UK PM, Blair being the incumbent at the time. 100% Gemmill certainty that this has-will happen and be posted somewhere.

The bottom one, I remember ages ago someone, might’ve been John Anderson, pointing out that even before the ball is in the net, O’Brien has turned and raised his arms, whilst everyone else is still rooted to the spot. Annoyingly, the video posted cuts off just as he’s doing it, but I’m sure there was a version where you can see it clearly. He knew as soon as he hit it that it was in.

So, when the Civil War inevitably happens, who do we think will win? Mango Mussolini has the military, the billionaires, and the Gravy Seals, but the opposition will have the cities (mostly), and numbers. Will the military stage a coup if they’re told to fire upon their own citizens? It’s coming, probably sooner than any of us thinks, too. His handlers have to make the move and grab power before he dies/comes to the end of his term.

Daft cunt had it all on a plate. Prince Phillip- “ Right m’boy, Charles has managed to seed his wench, twice, and they’re boys. You’re on easy street- you’ll be kept in unbelievable luxury for life, just for being born. Don’t fuck it up. “… Andrew- “ Can I screw a Septic soft porn actress, Daddy?” Phillip- “ I’ll thrash you m’self if you don’t, m’boy!”… Andrew-“ Can I do some dodgy deals and get bailed out by Mummy each time?” Phillip- “ It’s your bloody birthright you stupid boy!”… Andrew - “ Can I be friends with Chinese spies, Daddy?” Phillip-“ All part of The Game, m’boy!”… Andrew- “ Can I rape underage girls, Daddy?” ” Have at it, m’boy, just don’t get caught…” “ Oh…”

Notice how she’s about 1ft lower than the table she’s parked on…

It is, and quite literally if “someone” lets rip the half dozen pints of Guinness they’ve been fermenting in their colon since last night… Rob