Monkeys Fist

Cumbria’s finest trip-hop collective. Their debut album “ Yan Tan Tethera” was an absolute gem in the sub-genre of Chilled Sheep Farmer Electronica.

Shaved? Has he had a fucking glow-up in the last few months like?

I have an irrational dislike of Paul Young since I went to a concert in my youth where he was the support act, and he demanded some lad be ejected for being vocal about not enjoying his act. So, fuck him

Aye, that part did me laugh- if he’s against the owners, how does using his ears as opposed to his eyes to follow the match make any fucking difference ? Whopper.

New batch of Kamagra has got his dander up.

Aye, “The vast majority of residents I speak to on this issue find it deeply unfair that the fan base, and indeed our city, are being held in some way accountable for domestic policy in Saudi Arabia.” That is a common theme among Newcastle fans: while PIF owns stakes in Uber, Meta, Alphabet, Disney and Starbucks among other high-profile brands, no one organises campaigns against those corporations.” I’m sure Draper has had his Uber driver go via the Starbucks drive-thru on the way in to Guardian HQ for the day.

Aye, fingers crossed Alex.

Hawes Cheese has a variety of meanings.

Van Basten liked him, I’ll bet eh @Kid Dynamite?

Reported

Reported

The Newcastle figure costs between £3-400. The sunderland one is only available on loan from toy libraries.

Owld Chaz looks like a bad Mike Yarwood impression of himself Anyway, to quote Sam Cooke “ Who fucking shot me???” also ” It’s been a long time comin’ But I know A change is gonna come” About time we fucked these up again. 5-0. Time for the Howe-izter

Left them at Lost Property with a note asking if anyone knew the owners.

In his gob- aka his cock pocket.

Next to the crisp shaped like a lion.

I thought that was 8th March?

Easily my favourite Blondie track, this. RIP Elvis Ramone.

Aye Priceless.

5-0. Osula, Isak, Gordon, Murphy, BIG DAN FUCKING BURN!

Aye- basic practice that mind. Their Elf and Safety bloke should be getting it in the neck…

Dan Norris, Labour MP in Somerset and mayor of West of England , arrested this evening on suspicion of serious noncery. This is the bloke that beat Rees Mogg. What’s in the fucking water down there?