Monkeys Fist

Aye…

Looks like the Knight Ryder

Cup game- a lot of young shavers there for their first game, they’ll have been sneaking out to the bogs to crack one out over the new barmaid from the Percy. Should pick up 2nd half now that they’ve unleashed the Kraken.

Word got out that the Brighton lot are getting a free pie and pint, there’s mutiny in the air.

Big deflection off Tripps put it on Dubs wrong side. ffs

Not anymore.

Ffs. Too easy for them that.

Oh, you’ve fucking done it now!

That shot gave me a semi

FFS. Offside.

Looks like Sandro is cultivating a porn tache. 100% approval from me.

My default pronunciation is now PELANTY! Thanks Chris you mackem cunt

Lovely stuff by Isak and BUJ there

The Hague and Gouda were both great days out when we were there. The cycleways are just fantastic tbh. Fist Jnr and I covered some miles on our rented granny cycles

Get in. Pick that fucker out the net.

Getting back the pinpoint football analysis we thrive on, I much prefer Joelinton without the bleach blonde nonsense.

It’s a very nice city, often overshadowed by its naughty reputation. We had a day trip there with the kids when we were in Holland. Train in to the top of the city and then a wander, food, boat tour of the canals. Tbe architecture is great, very different to any UK cities. Great day and we all got royally baked on some quality green outside the local knocking shop before getting the train back.

Thank you for pointing out she has a face- hadn’t noticed tbh.

Yes, I took a photo of my tv.

Just put the telly on to be greeted by Jo Blyth doing a weather forecast pre-game. No idea what the weather’s going to be, but I’ll take this as a good omen.

He got a very warm reception from Starmer, who clearly supports him. Starmer has a tricky time ahead- if he fucks off ‘Murica by backing Zelensky, he’s risking increased tariffs on trade with them. Does he then look at rejoining the EU? Trump will only be in charge for 4 years though ( we hope), even if another Republican gets in after, you’ve got to hope they’re not as incompetent and incendiary as Trump. Does he jump in with Europe or try to play the middle man and risk fucking everyone off?

It must’ve been a proper porker! That’s nearly twice the usual weight of that breed. XL’s are anything between 6-10 stone