Monkeys Fist

Is that at Gateshead Stadium or something?

Fist Jnr. returned from his appointment at the ladies hairdressers with his 80s Scouse perm and we exchanged witty repartee regarding his barnet. I clearly won, which I’m taking as an omen. 5-0 to us.

On a Viz roll…

Did you study History of American Psychology at uni, though?

It’s not at all, and she knew he was threatening me with it, which she thought was hilarious If he wants to look like an 80s scouser, I’m not going to stop him. I have told that if he regrets it after the fact, my clippers are oiled and ready

This lad’s no mug.

With the exception of daft bollocks above… …Dogs know the score

He’s only a puke away from the Unholy Trinity there mind.

Is that the gaffer or their latest wonder player that they’ve signed on loan and will definitely fuck off back to from whence he came.

Profanisaurus incoming …

Thanks gents Sorry that I’m pretty much a one subject poster just now, but I suppose it’s a nice change from tiddies and well, more tiddies. We’re just about done with regards to the “heavy lifting” of everything to sort. Got a date and time for her funeral now, will have a venue confirmed tomorrow for the wake, and most of the house is bagged, sorted and ready to go. I met with her brothers and sisters today for a few hours where they told me about their memories of her, her early life, and how much she’d meant to them individually. Really glad I went, it was so nice hearing them speak about her. Also learned a few things I didn’t know, the funniest being that Ma Fist had worked at an illegal greyhound “flapper track“ in her early twenties, as a bookies clerk. She had frighteningly fast mental arithmetic tbh. Fucking no chance of pulling a fast one with pocket money Also Fist Jnr informed me that he is booked in for a perm… (aye, a fucking perm !) on Thursday. I told him that after the funeral, he could do whatever he chose with his floppy barnet, but if he was seriously thinking about getting one before it, to consider what he valued the most- artificially curled tonsorial stylings or functional and still attached genitalia. He’s thinking about it

I’m not sure bending over and pulling a Goatse in Putin’s face can be classed as selling.

I don’t fancy the Stats lads chances- if only there was a way to show that…

I’ve Meenzered it

He’s busy stalking HMHM

Done

Also animal cruelty in Pamplona. I hope you get a bovine sharp up the fundamentals you tubby beast , by the looks of it you fainted last time…

Ffs.

Bringing Tonali on is a good one- he’ll calm shit down and keep possession.

Aye.

Baaalllz. Let Isak get his hat trick, get three more from Murphy, Gordon and Miley, then let them have a go. This way they’ll (Wilson et al) still get 40 minutes

If I met this abomination, I’d be describing him as “Bellend for a tongue” as opposed to broccoli head.

We found a jug, which she was using to keep all her bottles of herbs and spices in. Same one she used to use to rinse our hair when we in the bath as kids, which made us both roar laughing. No potato diary though.

Cheers mate. Brother and I have been busy clearing her little bungalow today… that’s been tough. Grape juice is calling again tonight