Monkeys Fist

Can you imagine waking up in the morning and being so fucking thick you have to remember to breathe ?

A Boldon mother gets into the back of a taxi with her young son and daughter The boy has a large “1” on his shirt, while the girl has a large “3” on hers. The driver pulls his pants up, turns around and asks: “where to?”

Direct quote from that article, btw.

I recognise 1 person there, other than Gimli.

Are you confusing one self-important bald twat for another here?

Never heard of him.

Never heard of it.

Now I wish I couldn’t

InnitYP

No thanks, I’d rather shit in my hands and clap.

Camden, isn’t it?

Is Boebert the one who used be a hooker, or was that the other crazy Maga bint?

They’re fucking insane these cunts, great to see them having a tantrum.

Righto Phsteven.

Oh aye,

Even if he wasn’t Oirish, you’d still have a job understanding him with those gravestones in his maw.

So, if we’re doing mugs, here’s one of my favourites from University of North Tyneside

I know he’s the bloke from Nazareth, but can I fuck remember any of their songs

Funnily enough, I was warbling away to Inner City Blues earlier today. Best protest song ever.

Can’t wait for the next one in China/North Korea/Myanmar.

I wouldn’t be too keen on a Prison Stache on my top lip mind- reek!!!!