Monkeys Fist

Now imagine all those tiny Chinese kiddies picking each grain of rice out of its husk just so you can scarf down your Succulent Chinese Meal and Curry sauce every Friday night.

Can’t argue with history, can you?

It’d be an absolute piss take if Louise Taylor said it.

If I am, I’m a fucking big one.

Porridge frog???

Porridge wog.

You should also look up cous-cous. I’d never have guessed what the plant it’s the seed of looks like.

That’s the way. Nice one PL.

I can properly float in my bath at home. It’s huge.

*whispers Lads, say nowt- see if he falls for it.

It’s big bits of grass seed, basically. Thats rice before it’s been egg-fried.

Jeff or Humpty?

I never said he was- just a regular, left wing (maybe), axe wielding maniac arsonist.

Are we sure he’s not you? I’m not.

Be honest, have you ever met a fellow paradiddler who wasn’t unhinged?

Didn’t the drummer from Housemartins go batshit insane and attack someone with an axe or something? Drummers eh?

All a conspiracy by Big Porcelain? Makes you think…

Never mind this middle-aged, Middle Earth chit chat, Gifli, what are you playing? ( Pork Sword is not a valid answer!)

CT’s shopping list earlier. 5 Pinas 5 Coladas 1 Mojito juice. Paracetamol Bucket

Was that cake at the end or hash brown? Or sour dough?

That was a while ago! I bet both Little and Basic Mick are now great-grandparents, probably to the same kids.

Did the deep fried cube taste of meats or potatoes?

Milton Newnez marra!

They’d have to find out who their Nana was first.

Just asked to add city centre and his area of residence. Let’s see what they say?