Monkeys Fist

Where the funny picture????????

I found a pristine Sgt. Peppers vinyl, with all the inserts and cardboard pop-out taches etc in the attic of my house when I moved in. I think it’s a 1967 from all the identifying stamps and marks etc.

That’s one of the true ones.

Debbie from Accounts with that cunt of a sales boss.

Here’s a few more. Gary Holton ( Wayne), replaced Dave Vanian in the Damned for a short spell on tour. He also auditioned to replace Bon Scott in AC/DC. Auf Wiedersehen translates literally as “go widdershins”, which is Scotch for anti-clockwise. It was chosen as the title of the show because bricklayers traditionally work in an anticlockwise direction. Tim Healy has rattled both ends of Denise Squelch and survived. All the Newcastle born actors on the show are secretly massive lads fans. So was Pat Roach, Moxey and Barry. * some of the above may stretch the definition of “facts”… some, but not all.

Those two both sound, in title and subject matter, like the kind of made-for-tv shite that you’d catch your mam bawling her eyes out over if you skived off school for the day.

Looking forward to seeing Trumpets walking about with Fanny pads stuck on their heads again mind

Have you seen the miraculous healing of his ear that was supposedly hit? Also, the secret service when responding to threats on POTUS do not fuck around and let him stop to raise his fist for a photo opp.

It’s fucking staggering that your everyday, run-of-the-mill Septic can take out multiple civilians in a school or cinema, but ask them to get one, single, very wide target in an open area and they fuck it up. I am 100% convinced that the previous “attempt” was entirely set-up as a sympathy winner, and it’s notable that this comes after Harris handed him his arse in the debate.

Always prefer a tidy Bush tbh.

Aye, you could end up a funny magnate.

The Hitcher. My kind of film What happened to C Thomas Howell?

Odds that Mrs. CT has spent the last 30 years actually blowing?

Wasn’t bad tbh. Anyway, good night chaps, I’m away to Pornhub for a “bedtime story” then back at it at 6am.

Having an unplanned extra night in the Death Wagon, in the middle of North Wales- only source of bait is the M&S Food garage next to where I’m parked. Ffs.

Juno Temple. Have at it chaps.

Sounds dreamy !

@Dr Gloom have you tried sucking your middle finger?

Steven Taylor has a boyfriend?

Not long after , he met his wife-to-be, who spent all her time at the top of the local church tower. Lovely lass, Isabell.

They did- he went into the karaoke business with a Sikh mate, Gerupti Singh.

Worked with a Scot’s lad who’d go to the pub every night and then collapse 2ft from his front door. Called him Hamish.

Aside from the hit to their reputation, they’ll find the fines utterly crippling.

I used to train with a Sikh Gymnastics champion. Balan Singh.

I knew her Chinese mate, similarly a unidexter. Irene.