Monkeys Fist

Well, didn’t last long.

Fucking get in Barnes!!!!!

He’ll be too busy “doing” one of his 11 jobs, other than being an MP, for this.

Sad news this. He was a fucking fantastic bassist, too. Always seemed to me to be the most normal one out of the Roses, if you know what I mean.

He’s currently the best coach in Gdansk.

Did he ask for a pic of him sparking Ollie Bernard out with his free kick?

I honestly think it’s pretty disrespectful to expect , or put pressure on, a player not to go to the AFCON. Playing for your country is one of the highest honours a player can get, it’s not their fault the AFCON is held in the middle of our season. It’ll be a monumental ball-ache if Wissa is called up, but we shouldn’t expect the bloke not to answer the call.

That, and the Belta Minge, unfortunately fell victim to the new Grumble Laws, on account of the jammers and Mary Hinges within, that our occasional visitors from the world of cartoons might view and have some unspeakable trauma … ffs If someone* were to start a SFW Quiet Piggy thread, though, with strategically clothed boilers, I’m sure it would provide welcome relief from daft cunts thinking Eddie has lost the dressing room. * I mean you- I’m about to crash out and can’t be arsed

I doubt it, they’re very balanced tbh. Got massive chips on both shoulders.

Apparently Steve Clarke has been admitted to hospital for emergency surgery following the game. His mouth turned upwards at the edges in what has been described as a catastrophic smile, dealing massive damage to his atrophied facial muscles.

wtf is going on with that Wee Sweatie’s mouth? No teeth and a haggis for a tongue?

I wonder if they added more lettering? Looks great as is.

Please mark shit like this as NSFL.

Verdict please @ewerk

Those poor lads in the cherry picker- the stench coming up from the seats must be intense.

None of them being from Liverpool just adds to it.

Denis Squelch looking fiiine…

HMHM’s slack-arsed mate takes a milk of magnesia supplement.

My son never lets me forget the time I didn’t realise Frozen was a fucking musical. He was 4, had seen the adverts with the funny snowman in it, and begged me to take him. We sat down, it started , and about 20 minutes in he stood up in his seat and whispered in my ear ( loud as fuck, as kids that age do), “Dad when are they going to stop singing? “ The little shite actually managed to doze off part way through - I was jealous as hell. So, aye, hate musicals, went to see Frozen, was a musical.

They might be better off fielding Lord Rockingham’s XI

Maybe this is the week that CT finally gets th… Actually, on second thoughts.… Maybe not.

Canny reads those, not as good as the Odyssey, but once Bart and Maggie came along he didn’t have as much time as before.

It’s fucking mental that just less than 10 years ago, some regular, run-of-the-mill, mildly stupid but essentially normal for ‘Murica voted the Shit Clown in because they liked The Apprentice, and now those same people are fully fledged, hate-filled, conspiracy fuelled, cult members, covering their homes, cars and clothes in the name of the Shitmeister. I wonder if we’ll see the likes of Bob and Jean, the nice old couple from down the street who used to do Christmas House lights for charidee, plastered head to toe in the Frog Mouthed Cunt , popping down to the tattoo parlour to have “Stop der Bhoats!” Inked across their crimson foreheads on the way to their Neighbourhood Darkie Watch meeting with Stew and Joan, that nice couple who pay for all the flags during “Hate the Forriners” month?

The Mango has clearly had the word from his minions in the DoJ that they’ve “cleaned” the files. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgv653v1vjo And, of course, he’s attempting to deflect attention towards Bubba Clinton, who Guifre and others have specifically said took no part in abuse.

Most of Howe’s incoming players, tbh. He doesn’t really go for fancy superstars, but each player has added something to the team that was in need of improvement, even if it’s adding “future” players to the squad like Park. None of that was happening under the previous lot. Trippier was a crucial signing, Bruno too. Then you look at young lads like Tino and Hall. All great signings without being a superstar , and all contributing to raising the bar of the whole squad, which is what Howe is about.