Steve McClaren sacked as Newcastle United 'Head Coach' (Manager)

[Alex 30517]

I'm not sure a petition would do a great deal. We've had walkouts, banners, chants etc. And they didn't make any difference whatsoever

we need a leaflet campaign. Seriously, don't go to the fucking game anymore. Have some self respect and stop letting that odious fucking cunt take the piss out of you

[Monroe Transfer 0]

Wow

 

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-descended-farce-humiliation-10997806

[Rayvin 4964]

Is anyone else concerned that McClaren hasn't gone yet...

[gpirlo68 0]

I'm not sure a petition would do a great deal. We've had walkouts, banners, chants etc. And they didn't make any difference whatsoever

This

We have to attempt to make it a positive atmosphere. Our opinion on McClaren is irrelevant to the board

[wykikitoon 16780]

Is anyone else concerned that McClaren hasn't gone yet...

I was concerned about this in Mid Dec!

[gpirlo68 0]

I was concerned about this in Mid Dec!

I was worried in July

Even pre season was shite

[Kitman 2188]

Our Board is staggeringly incompetent, but then what do you expect from a clueless bunch of yes men? The ship will go down with all hands while they hold their little meetings to minute the issues to Mike. They have no clue and can't make a decision between them.

 

I feel sorry for the employees at the club who will lose their jobs at the end if the season. Not wankers like Charnley and Moncur who are hopelessly out of their depth or the shitbag players whose lives and paychecks will be unaffected.

[Monkeys Fist 38911]

If you don't despise Ashley you might as well start supporting Sunderland tbh

[Haydnator 45]

 

None the less, quite a lot of speculation going on tonight. Luke Edwards has just came out with this patter:

 

[Andrew 4235]

guardian (well, lousie taylor) reckon we're sounding out moyes but that Benitez has also shown an interest, which is far too good to be true.

[Howmanheyman 27088]

It'll be Kinnear again;

 

"which one's aye-easy ferris? And who's this mousey sickocoe? Oi, oi! You must be Slobodan Milosovic?"

[Kid Dynamite 5950]

Couple of journalists tweeting he's gone this afternoon. Pearson is getting a mention as his replacement. Probably our best bet to keep us up but would be my last choice to take us into next season. He'd have no hope of managing the personalities of Mitrovic, Gini, Sissoko, Shelvey etc. And he's probably even more odious than Pardew

[Monkeys Fist 38911]

It'll be Kinnear again;

 

"which one's aye-easy ferris? And who's this mousey sickocoe? Oi, oi! You must be Slobodan Milosovic?"

"Which one is Lee Ryder?"

"Me, Trinity Mirror Regional Sports Writer of 2014"

" You're a cunt"

[Haydnator 45]

[wykikitoon 16780]

Loads of stuff on Twitter now saying he's gone. I shall believe it when its on the main site.

[Howmanheyman 27088]

"Which one is Lee Ryder?"

"Me, Trinity Mirror Regional Sports Writer of 2014"

" You're a cunt"

 

JFK: "Which one's Bird?"

 

Bird: "Me."

 

JFK: "I can only talk to you. Which one's Edwards?"

 

Edwards: "Me."

 

JFK: "You're a cunt. Sling yer hook, son. Which one's Caulkin?"

 

Caulkin: "Me."

 

JFK: "You're a cunt."

 

 

 

Ryder: "I'm Lee Ryder, Joe. The chronicle's man."

 

JFK: "Who?"

 

Ryder: "The Trinity mirror regional sports writer of the year."

 

JFK: "Look, son, when I want to hear from you, I'll chuck you a banana."

 

Ryder: "Cheers, Joe, great to have you back!"

 

JFK: "fack off telly savalas."

[Dr Gloom 19878]

It'll be Kinnear again;

 

"which one's aye-easy ferris? And who's this mousey sickocoe? Oi, oi! You must be Slobodan Milosovic?"

 

Just reminded me of Charles Insomnia

[Ausman 0]

I see the bookies have shortened the odds on Nigel Pearson, would prefer Moyes than him.

[trophyshy 6441]

 

Just reminded me of Charles Insomnia

In the top ten most entertaining moments under Ashley.

[Monkeys Fist 38911]

Sammy Amamobi would disagree

[Kitman 2188]

Nigel Pearson Just the sort of doomed fuckwitted appointment this lot would make.

[Rayvin 4964]

Yeah if the other two choices are Moyes and Benitez, then no way in fuck should we get Pearson.

 

Which means it's going to be Pearson.

[trophyshy 6441]

I can't recall what Pearson's flaws are?

 

1. Thick?

2. Violent?

3. Racist?

4. Other?

5. All the above?

[Howay 12479]

It's nailed on to be a British manager which ruled Benitez out. I fully expect it to be Pearson if McClaren does go, Moyes would want £2m or so a year which would probably rule him out.

[ewerk 26550]

I'll pay good money to see that photo of Pearson slouched in his seat in the dugout during a hiding in his time here as coach/AM.