Phil 6 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 30, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway. You're an odd person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38844 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 30, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway. That's just so harsh...and brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 :Dl I'm gonna steal that and use it on Twitter in 140 character chunks on the PDL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26486 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 TBH I did plagiarise it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30466 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Thought I'd seen it before somewhere (or similar) but all the same. Although Phil's post was arguably funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Lost his "bit of quality" for four months He lost his bit of quality when he was detatched from his placenta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 297 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 You don't say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE 0 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Lose against Southampton and Hull and Pardew will be toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/pages/Alan-Pardew-is-a-Twat/538082336210344 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 New Poll in light of N-Os poll - where in which literally 100% of everyone on earth voted 'Sack', Interested to see what people on here think. - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26486 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I don't seem to be able to cast my vote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 No Irish, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26486 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 No Irish. No blacks. No Leazes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Ah bollocks - I think it's counting old votes. Shout out to @@Ant to fix it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26486 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Working now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Should have gone for public votes but I'm probably not best qualified to speak about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Ah right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 There probably is an argument to keep him - I just don't know what it is anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14069 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 But enough about CT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 i can get it out of the database if necessary but we'll all be fairly sure the 1 vote will be ct 100% gets my vote if the question is sack Pardew and replace with a better manager. I just see it more like Pardew gets hounded out of job, Ashley takes revenge. The bottom line however is that if Pardew was backed and supported properly, it would be a whole different atmosphere. We'd have better players, win more games, need less excuses etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38844 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Revenge? For appointing the useless cunt in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19841 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 100% gets my vote if the question is sack Pardew and replace with a better manager. I just see it more like Pardew gets hounded out of job, Ashley takes revenge. The bottom line however is that if Pardew was backed and supported properly, it would be a whole different atmosphere. We'd have better players, win more games, need less excuses etc. Aye, what a shame the football genius doesn't back him or support him properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I think at this stage they'd be hard pushed to find someone who wouldn't perk things up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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