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  On 26/01/2023 at 19:06, Howay said:

I honestly hope some of them are taking the fucking piss :lol: but sadly I don’t think they are. 

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fucking incredible.

I mean, we're all capable of going a little over the the top when it comes to a shared dislike and rivalry. however there's instances where provided there's more than a couple of brain cells rattling about in your skull it's probably best to reflect on something you write that can be publicly viewed.

the stupid mackem cunt.  

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Aye, he went through every part of the application process only to then tell them to fuck off to show what a MLF he is. That’s exactly what happened instead of him seeing one of those and inventing that story 

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  On 27/01/2023 at 07:34, Alex said:

Aye, he went through every part of the application process only to then tell them to fuck off to show what a MLF he is. That’s exactly what happened instead of him seeing one of those and inventing that story 

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'You're here for the logistics role?'

 

'Aye' 

 

'And you've got experience driving HGVs?

 

'Aye' 

 

'Ok, let's start. Name?'

 

'Billy Marra. FTM.' 

 

'Is that with two R's, Billy?'

 

'Stick your job up your arse. Probably a Mag anarrl ah bet who payents his trucks with scum playaz?'

 

 

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  On 27/01/2023 at 09:33, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Isn’t it a sole trader’s truck?

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Probably. That would make much more sense as there’s just a mural / no company logo. Proper fucking Walter Mittys on RTG. Also if a Sunderland firm did similar to what they claim you can guarantee they’d think it was brilliant. 

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  On 27/01/2023 at 09:44, Alex said:

Probably. That would make much more sense as there’s just a mural / no company logo. Proper fucking Walter Mittys on RTG. Also if a Sunderland firm did similar to what they claim you can guarantee they’d think it was brilliant. 

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  On 27/01/2023 at 10:19, Tom said:

 

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'Wow, he must've been a massive MLF.' 

 

'Aye. Sad story, ee was killed by the head choppers at Newcastle. He went forra job as a driver but when ee saw paintings of mag players on the cab he told them he could never tak the job. Als of a sudden a big swarthy skunk came out with a scimitar and took iz head off with one swipe of his sword.'

 

'fucking hell. So a mag murdered him?'

 

'well err, he knocked the mag out with a oner fust after the mag spat at wimmins and bairns and after the skunk was knocked out ee reached for iz sword while unconscious and killed poor Billy when ee wasn't looking the fucking unwashed, mag coward. FTM. RIP.' 

 

'Aye. FTM. RIP.'

 

 

 

 

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