Park Life 70 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 (edited) You'd imagine that if you're playing ManU at home with a million viewers worldwide someone might be able to sell a bit of adv off it. I bet you if I rang up pretending to be a Swiss Bank they wouldn't even know who to put me through to. Edited September 1, 2017 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12838 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Park Life said: You'd imagine that if you're playing ManU at home with a million viewers worldwide someone might be able to sell a bit of adv off it. I bet you if I rang up pretending to be a Swiss Bank they wouldn't even know who to put me through to. Not to go all Peter Kay but remember when they gave an e-mail address to contact if you were interested in buying the club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 They'll probably try and sell me the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Park Life said: You'd imagine that if you're playing ManU at home with a million viewers worldwide someone might be able to sell a bit of adv off it. I bet you if I rang up pretending to be a Swiss Bank they wouldn't even know who to put me through to. Do it, record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Just now, TheGingerQuiff said: Do it, record. Can't be arsed with all the call backs. There was that incident when I called up Charlton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Get Jose Enrique back on a short time contract, he's available on a free and can still be signed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26727 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 He can get fucked after turning us down last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Alex said: Well, we don't know how much the owner was willing to spend on players, but the evidence suggests not a lot. Therefore, if that is the case then the club didn't have a lot. But that's a different issue, you were saying the club is a 'cash cow flush with cash', which suggests it's generating large profits year on year. I don't that's the case for any Premier League club tbh. As has been said, it's not a great way of making money. I think there's an argument that the owner uses the club's profile in order to push his brand. But that's a different issue too. Don't get me wrong, I can't fucking stand the fat cunt, but there's not £100m lying around that the club has made over the last x amount of years. We'll have made a sizeable loss last year for a kick off. That's largely the owner's fault too imo but it doesn't make this cash you're on about suddenly appear. What part of "no one can convince me" do you not understand? Why do billionaires buy sports franchises then? Why do dogs lick themselves? Whether they are making profit or not that particular season, money is made available to them. And in fat Mike's case, he is one of the lucky owners in this league for owning us, but he just chooses not to make the club great. As Keagen said, he knows nothing about football and Llambias knows even less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6037 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 50 minutes ago, LooneyToony said: What part of "no one can convince me" do you not understand? Why do billionaires buy sports franchises then? Why do dogs lick themselves? Whether they are making profit or not that particular season, money is made available to them. And in fat Mike's case, he is one of the lucky owners in this league for owning us, but he just chooses not to make the club great. As Keagen said, he knows nothing about football and Llambias knows even less. Whilst you are clearly the font of all NUFC knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Whatever. Llambias and now Charnley, who seems to know even less than Llambias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted September 1, 2017 Author Share Posted September 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: We also have Stelrad, the trusted name in radiator sales. I bet we're raking it in off them. The deal wasn't all plain sailing, apparently negotiations got somewhat heated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Newcastle finished the window with net spend lower than Championship teams. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-finished-transfer-window-13561444 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 (edited) I thought it would be different this time around. Bringing Rafa in made me hopeful that Ashley actually came to his senses, that he might have found some ambition. It'll always be P & L for him - can we get a 16% markup on these t-shirts, can I make 12% by selling Gale down the road and bringing in the 36 year old striker from the Azerbaijan 'B' league? Surely there's some walking sack of money out there that has enough interest in football to end our misery? Nah, it'll be better in the January window. Edited September 2, 2017 by Graing I suck at posting (and life) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 I think he's just really, really thick. Fluke of a billionaire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Keegan, Shearer, Guttierez, Hughton, Nolan, Rafa, Ashley's history speaks for itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26727 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3240 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 It should be scrapped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2206 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Costa finally gets his move back to Madrid in Jan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Aye I saw that. AM are spending £50m and he's going to be kicking his heels until January. Wouldn't be shocked if he Adriano'd over the winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2206 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Aye I saw that. AM are spending £50m and he's going to be kicking his heels until January. Wouldn't be shocked if he Adriano'd over the winter. Chelsea play Ath Madrid away next week in the champions league, i wonder if he'll be in the crowd ? If he is I predict 25 "zoom ins" on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26727 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 He’ll be sitting there in an Athletico shirt, scarf and a ‘Fuck Chelsea’ cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2206 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 14 minutes ago, ewerk said: He’ll be sitting there in an Athletico shirt, scarf and a ‘Fuck Chelsea’ cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2795 Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 On 7/20/2017 at 5:54 AM, David Kelly said: You'll do very well to get a 20 goal a season striker for £40m these days, certainly from the top leagues. These are all of the players who scored 20 or more in the top five leagues last season (I still think it's a push to call France a top league mind). England: Kane, Lukaku, Sanchez, Aguero, Costa. Spain: Messi, Suarez, Ronaldo. Germany: Aubameyang, Lewandowski, Modeste, Werner. Italy: Dzeko, Mertens, Belotti, Icardi, Higuain, Immobile. France: Cavani, Lacazette, Falcao, Gomis Gomis it about the only one there who we'd have had a chance of signing had he not just signed for Galatasary. I can't see many of the rest going for less then £40m either. If we're looking for someone who's a proven goal scorer it's going to have to come from a lesser league like Belgium (where Mitrovic scored 20 the season before we signed him) or Portugal where you're looking at the likes of Bas Dorst (who no one seems keen on) and you're still looking at £40m. Basically we aren't going to be signing a 20 goal a season man. "Last winter I received an offer from China, I would've earned an incredible sum." "But Napoli didn't want me to go, and I wanted to stay. So nothing came of it. 'But what if an offer like that were to come in again? That's why I wanted a release clause in my new contract." "It's true €28m isn't much for a Chinese club, and it's a decent sum for Napoli too. At least, it was until Neymar went to Paris Saint-Germain, because now people treat €28m like it's nothing. 'I have become a bargain' - where do you find a player who scores 28 goals in Serie A and costs €28m? Nowhere, right? I negotiated well," Mertens added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Turkish media reporting that #NUFC have made a bid of €10m plus Aleksandar Mitrovic for Besiktas striker Cenk Tosun which has been rejected by the Turkish club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12838 Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 There’s something in front of the scenes as well; he’s shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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