Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howmanheyman 43810]

Even ex-pros like Barton whose career is now over, (even as a manager), can twig on about the grift these days. It obviously pays. 

[Dazzler 16111]

3 minutes ago, Alex said:

If you’re going to argue it’s a completely different game, and therefore female ex-players can’t comment, then the same should apply to blokes who’ve been retired for ten years or whatever. 

Or fans and most journalists, and the public in general.

 

The different game relates only to the pace and intensity of the men's game. The rules and technical aspects are the same and most female pundits do their actual research pre game so don't just waffle shit like people like Rio do. Barton has been found out as a rubbish manager and is doing anything in his power to get attention, since no one likes him.

 

The man is a grade A whopper.

[Alex 42055]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

Or fans and most journalists, and the public in general.

 

The different game relates only to the pace and intensity of the men's game. The rules and technical aspects are the same and most female pundits do their actual research pre game so don't just waffle shit like people like Rio do. Barton has been found out as a rubbish manager and is doing anything in his power to get attention, since no one likes him.

 

The man is a grade A whopper.

Aye, I think that’s my bugbear with a lot of ex-player/manager (male) pundits tbh. I.e. the lack of research and, consequently, them just trotting out cliched bollocks. Or in other words not doing their fucking job. An area where most female pundits put them to shame 

[Alex 42055]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I can only assume Barton's Mrs has left him and he wants in on the grifter bandwagon

 

 

 

Quite telling he needs to lie to make his point (if you can call it a point). 

[Howmanheyman 43810]

One of my mates moans on about the women pundits, some of them are shit I agree but they're no worse than some of the blokes so I just don't get it? 

[Monkeys Fist 50627]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I can only assume Barton's Mrs has left him and he wants in on the grifter bandwagon

 

 

 

I am on the edge of my seat waiting to find out this intellectual colossus’s views on climate change, brexit, and other grift fodder. 
 

When’s he getting his (short lived)show? 

[Kid Dynamite 9298]

30 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I am on the edge of my seat waiting to find out this intellectual colossus’s views on climate change, brexit, and other grift fodder. 
 

When’s he getting his (short lived)show? 

He's putting the feelers out 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 50627]

He doesn’t have the grey matter to do subtlety, does he? 
 

If he does get a show, as I said, it’ll be short-lived as 

1- He’s thick as mince

2- He’ll probably knock the producer out. 

[ewerk 39120]

19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He doesn’t have the grey matter to do subtlety, does he? 
 

If he does get a show, as I said, it’ll be short-lived as 

1- He’s thick as mince

2- He’ll probably knock the producer out. 

Utter nonsense. Joey is a man of great depth.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 50627]

“ Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV”

[Tdansmith 3260]

28 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Utter nonsense. Joey is a man of great depth.

 

 

"If I was a betting man, I'd say that was a man"  😂

[safcforever 75]

On 07/12/2023 at 07:53, Dazzler said:

Barton is a complete prick, always was and was never more than a bang average player for us. Gets more props than he deserves because he's continued to wind up mackems long after he left. Personally, I always found his mackem baiting pathetic and desperate, but the knuckle draggers of our fan base have wanked incessantly over it for years.

 

Him having a problem with female pundits (most of whom I've found to be more balanced, articulate and knowledgeable than half the ageing wank stains they continue to wheel out) is no surprise though. He probably feels as though his next step to stay relevant is to get on MNF but the lasses are stealing work from him.

 

Also him defending his cunt of a brother is no surprise. He's a scum bag same as his skin head crank of a brother.

 

 

It doesn’t help that he gets bites. He’s desperate for it. 
 

imagine him being your manager, it would be infuriating. 
 

It’s good to see the large amount of people on here calling him out for being a bellend, rather than some on X who are calling him a little scamp who’s up to his old shenanigans 

[Isegrim 11873]

I think they should let Suella Braverman run a football show on GB News tbh.

[MMXXVIII 1296]

8 hours ago, Alex said:

If you’re going to argue it’s a completely different game, and therefore female ex-players can’t comment, then the same should apply to blokes who’ve been retired for ten years or whatever. 

 

Aye I mean the thinly-veiled sexism is never going to stand up to scrutiny really.

 

Why I don't like hearing them is the ill-fitting pitch and tone. And I'm sexist.

[Howay 12496]

I’d say it’s all convenient and simply a big distraction to divert from the fact he stated his brothers horrific racist murder of a young lad was “a scrap”, but then again the bloke is probably too fucking thick for that and fancies himself as a Piers Morgan type. 

[RobElliott 2390]

Aye, for me I've got misophonia and aside from sounds like noisy eating (which is by far the worst trigger for me) another one is very high pitched voices which some female commentators can trigger when there is goalmouth action etc. So sometimes I have to switch off.

 

Then again, you have arseholes like "Fletch" who I can't listen to either, just because they are arseholes. Maybe I'm just an old fecker. 😂

 

End of the day the best people should get the job, whether it's men or women, not filling it with the likes of your Michael Owen etc but your John Motsons, Barry Davies, Gabby Logan's and Laura Woods.

[wykikitoon 28474]

 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 9861]

8 hours ago, RobElliott said:

Aye, for me I've got misophonia and aside from sounds like noisy eating (which is by far the worst trigger for me) another one is very high pitched voices which some female commentators can trigger when there is goalmouth action etc. So sometimes I have to switch off.

 

Then again, you have arseholes like "Fletch" who I can't listen to either, just because they are arseholes. Maybe I'm just an old fecker. 😂

 

End of the day the best people should get the job, whether it's men or women, not filling it with the likes of your Michael Owen etc but your John Motsons, Barry Davies, Gabby Logan's and Laura Woods.

its personal opinion though. I could never stand Motson. I hate Clive tyldelsey as well.
 

 I loved Brian Moore back in the day. 

[The Fish 12520]

It's so fucking transparent. No managerial jobs because he's shit at that, no punditry jobs because he's shit at that too (and I'd wager a proper arsehole to work with). He's seen other washed up ex-pros carve out a niche with a dog whistle so he's figured he'll just give it a go too. It's desperate, pathetic and doomed to fail.

[PaddockLad 22422]

7 minutes ago, The Fish said:

It's so fucking transparent. No managerial jobs because he's shit at that, no punditry jobs because he's shit at that too (and I'd wager a proper arsehole to work with). He's seen other washed up ex-pros carve out a niche with a dog whistle so he's figured he'll just give it a go too. It's desperate, pathetic and doomed to fail.

Men of the cloth too it would seem, including those formerly of this parish  

 

 

[The Fish 12520]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

Men of the cloth too it would seem, including those formerly of this parish  

 

 

 

Gav's gone fully off the deep end hasn't he?

 

Shame like, I thought he was a really good pundit before he began bothering God and shoving his wife into the kitchen. 

[Holden McGroin 9861]

If I start believing in God will my mrs ever do anything in the kitchen?

[PaddockLad 22422]

1 minute ago, The Fish said:

 

Gav's gone fully off the deep end hasn't he?

 

Shame like, I thought he was a really good pundit before he began bothering God and shoving his wife into the kitchen. 

Yeah he was ok wasn’t he? He went to Canada and came back a cunt. A lesson for us all there I think  

 

Theres a fairly regular moose shagger on here isn’t there?….meaning there’s a regular poster on TT from fair Canadia, not that he interferes with giant snow bound deer type beasties… think I’ll just leave this here, can’t remember who it is, hope they might not see this..  

[The Fish 12520]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Yeah he was ok wasn’t he? He went to Canada and came back a cunt. A lesson for us all there I think  

 

Theres a fairly regular moose shagger on here isn’t there?….meaning there’s a regular poster on TT from fair Canadia, not that he interferes with giant snow bound deer type beasties… think I’ll just leave this here, can’t remember who it is, hope they might not see this..  

I too would be afraid of anyone who has sex with one of the planets last surviving megafauna. 

 

 

Dat ass tho, amirite?

 

Edited December 11, 2023 by The Fish

[Monkeys Fist 50627]

3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I too would be afraid of anyone who has sex with one of the planets last surviving megafauna

Fat lasses love it… so I’m told.