ewerk 34697 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 09:10, ewerk said: What does Steve Bruce do? He moans about money and fans and takes a three month holiday to his Portuguese villa then jumps back on the managerial merry go round to repeat the same mistakes all over again. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8936 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 09:10, ewerk said: He wasn't fired at Newcastle but magnanimously went to the new owners and told them he wanted to leave because he was still negatively connected to the old regime and recommended 'the guy who got Bournemouth relegated'. No mention as to whether he refused a pay out though, seeing as it was completely his decision to leave. Expand And then everyone simultaneously stood up and broke into applause at the great sacrifice he had made for the betterment of the club at his own expense, and the direction for the future that he would never rightfully receive the credit he deserved for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15339 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 09:16, ewerk said: Expand Bruce stringing Edwards along to get himself another job, I see 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8936 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 09:23, OTF said: And then everyone simultaneously stood up and broke into applause at the great sacrifice he had made for the betterment of the club at his own expense, and the direction for the future that he would never rightfully receive the credit he deserved for. Expand With the hint of a tear in his eye he hopped into his Jaguar XJ8, 3.2, the sports version with the AJ-V8 all alloy engine, the kind of engine you dreamed of. The fluted leather seats, contrast colour keyed fascia and walnut veneer gave a warm embrace each time he entered. It was a car befitting the man. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46793 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 11:10, OTF said: With the hint of a tear in his eye he hopped into his Fiat Panda 1l , the basic version with the engine, the kind of engine you lift out with one hand. The wobbly seats, painted metal fascia and fart suffused upholstery gave a warm embrace each time he entered. It was a car befitting the man. Expand FYP 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 09:16, ewerk said: Expand I’d say we’ve found Bruce’s agent but as we can all tell Bruce’s agent is the Lionel Messi of football agents and Edwards clearly wouldn’t be that caliber, he’s just a blunt tool used for Pr and misinformation by both Bruce and NUFC 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38158 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 I was going to say last night (as a pisstake) that Edwards will be along defending his mate soon. But I got distracted. What is the actual point in him tweeting that? Is he still trying to troll the fans. He’d be well advised to shut the fuck up about Bruce. He’s basically the main reason Edwards has so little credibility 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 12:25, Alex said: I was going to say last night (as a pisstake) that Edwards will be along defending his mate soon. But I got distracted. What is the actual point in him tweeting that? Is he still trying to troll the fans. He’d be well advised to shut the fuck up about Bruce. He’s basically the main reason Edwards has so little credibility Expand That and the dancing. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11041 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 09:10, ewerk said: I took a quick scan through the podcast so YOU don't have to. Basically there's a very quick conversation about Villa and Newcastle where both times the problems were that he had no money to spend and fan expectations were too high. He wasn't fired at Newcastle but magnanimously went to the new owners and told them he wanted to leave because he was still negatively connected to the old regime and recommended 'the guy who got Bournemouth relegated'. No mention as to whether he refused a pay out though, seeing as it was completely his decision to leave. Other than that it's basically him and Warnock complaining that they're viewed as dinosaurs and how the Championship is more fun to be in than the PL. It's basically an illustration as to why they're both on the scrap heap. Eddie Howe did a great job at Bournemouth but it ultimately went tits up and ended in relegation. So what did he do? He took a sabbatical and went around the world trying to learn from others and spent a lot of time examining his own shortcomings and came up with solutions to make himself a better manager. What does Steve Bruce do? He moans about money and fans and takes a three month holiday to his Portuguese villa then jumps back on the managerial merry go round to repeat the same mistakes all over again. Expand ewerk pretty much nailing it here. I bought meself a bottle of red wine and a bottle of radox stress relief bubble bath and listened to it having a soak. mrs bd kept shouting up asking why the fuck are you listening to it when you know it's just gonna wind you up. which is a reasonable point. will probably tune in to the 2nd part just to hear the cunt claim we're all arsonists who were threatening to set his families houses on fire. might get 2 bottles of radox for that one. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 13:05, thebrokendoll said: mrs bd kept shouting up asking why the fuck are you listening to it when you know it's just gonna wind you up. which is a reasonable point. Expand It is staggering we do this stuff. It’s as if everything is going so well under Howe so we want a good moan. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53452 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 09:16, ewerk said: Expand I reckon he'd make a decent metro inspector Luke. Shall I see if I can get him an application form? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3896 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 18:52, Gemmill said: I reckon he'd make a decent metro inspector Luke. Shall I see if I can get him an application form? Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46793 Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 12:52, The Fish said: That and the dancing. Expand And the chicken… …and Prosecco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13087 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 On 10/01/2023 at 13:05, thebrokendoll said: ewerk pretty much nailing it here. I bought meself a bottle of red wine and a bottle of radox stress relief bubble bath and listened to it having a soak. mrs bd kept shouting up asking why the fuck are you listening to it when you know it's just gonna wind you up. which is a reasonable point. will probably tune in to the 2nd part just to hear the cunt claim we're all arsonists who were threatening to set his families houses on fire. might get 2 bottles of radox for that one. Expand You'd be better off drinking the radox. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Prutton asked the pair of them about young English managers at the moment and they both talked about Frank and Steve. Not Potter, Howe, Cooper, O'Neil who are all currently out performing Lampard (18th in the League) and Gerrard (Unemployed after being shit), no, they're happy for Frank and Steve. They both sounded very much like Old Men shouting at Clouds. "Players can't go for 6-7 pints of an evening now." "Won't be as much fun though" That's right Steve, that's right Neil, professional fucking athletes can't go and get shit faced the night before a game because they're professional fucking athletes. Jesus Christ. Then Prutton asked if any young managers had asked either of them for advice, and they seemed genuinely offended that a young, modern manager wasn't desperate to shadow them. Sorry Steve, not many young managers are going to want to sit on a Portguese sun lounger watching you turn puce as you escape criticism for how fucking awful your brand of football is. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38158 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 They didn’t mind fleecing clubs out of the money that came with the modern era of professionalism though 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7781 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 On 11/01/2023 at 09:12, The Fish said: Prutton asked the pair of them about young English managers at the moment and they both talked about Frank and Steve. Not Potter, Howe, Cooper, O'Neil who are all currently out performing Lampard (18th in the League) and Gerrard (Unemployed after being shit), no, they're happy for Frank and Steve. They both sounded very much like Old Men shouting at Clouds. "Players can't go for 6-7 pints of an evening now." "Won't be as much fun though" That's right Steve, that's right Neil, professional fucking athletes can't go and get shit faced the night before a game because they're professional fucking athletes. Jesus Christ. Then Prutton asked if any young managers had asked either of them for advice, and they seemed genuinely offended that a young, modern manager wasn't desperate to shadow them. Sorry Steve, not many young managers are going to want to sit on a Portguese sun lounger watching you turn puce as you escape criticism for how fucking awful your brand of football is. Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Warnock genuinely tells a story about interviewing for the Norwich job, ages ago. And some senior exec asks "Will the fans like the way you play", Warnock proudly tells how he looked them all in the eye, took a deep breath and said "Aye, I think they'll like winning". Proudly, like it doesn't make him sound like a cunt. Also, it sounds a lot like one of those stories where the teller swaps in what he wished he'd come up with, for what he really said. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16895 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 And then everyone on the bus stood up and applauded. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13087 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 On 11/01/2023 at 09:12, The Fish said: Prutton asked the pair of them about young English managers at the moment and they both talked about Frank and Steve. Not Potter, Howe, Cooper, O'Neil who are all currently out performing Lampard (18th in the League) and Gerrard (Unemployed after being shit), no, they're happy for Frank and Steve. They both sounded very much like Old Men shouting at Clouds. "Players can't go for 6-7 pints of an evening now." "Won't be as much fun though" That's right Steve, that's right Neil, professional fucking athletes can't go and get shit faced the night before a game because they're professional fucking athletes. Jesus Christ. Then Prutton asked if any young managers had asked either of them for advice, and they seemed genuinely offended that a young, modern manager wasn't desperate to shadow them. Sorry Steve, not many young managers are going to want to sit on a Portguese sun lounger watching you turn puce as you escape criticism for how fucking awful your brand of football is. Expand Careful. You're sounding like Wykiki 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38158 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 On 11/01/2023 at 09:32, Meenzer said: And then everyone on the bus stood up and applauded. Expand And had a whip around and bought him a packet of crisps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 On 11/01/2023 at 10:32, RobinRobin said: Careful. You're sounding like Wykiki 🙂 Expand Ee bah gum, yo tek tha back or al git t'HR on't you. pu wood in'thole 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24111 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Warnocks daughter is my brother in laws neighbour. He parks like an utter cunt when he visits her. Parking over peoples drives etc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12419 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16895 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 On 11/01/2023 at 10:36, Alex said: And had a whip around and bought him a packet of crisps Expand How's the smerky bacon, did you say? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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