Meenzer 14060 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 27 minutes ago, Alex said: And had a whip around and bought him a packet of crisps How's the smerky bacon, did you say? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4892 Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 I see West Brom are flying up the league. Now in 6th. 2 points off third. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7106 Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/steve-bruce-part-two/id1648101168?i=1000594736357 just in case anybody else fancies putting themselves through the 2nd part of this fairy tale. the cholesterol drenched, lying fuckwit really does say he and his family were being threatened with having their houses torched. surely he'd have proof of this and the police would've got involved? his time at the mackems has obviously rubbed off, make shit up often enough and it becomes the truth to the deranged. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30450 Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Bruce got an easy ride here considering how shite he was and was paid fucking millions for doing so. It just shows what a gargantuan cunt he is that, instead of thinking himself unbelievably lucky, he instead has to invent stuff like that. No wonder Edwards likes him 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 No good football manager ever got threatened with having his house torched. I doubt it's ever happened to the bloke who got Bournemouth relegated. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12461 Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 In all honesty I’m not arsed if he received threats, he can’t play the fucking victim when he relentlessly insulted the fan base, and the City, all while playing some of the worst football we’ve been subjected to, with shit results, and getting all of his media buddies to back up his stance that it’s gobsmacking the way Newcastle fans perceive him. It was an incredibly frustrating time for the support, just taking dig after dig with zero avenue to vent due to stadium closures etc - honestly with the amount of fucking lunatics around, and the way the bloke gleefully took every single opportunity to set himself up as the victim of this horrible support base he should count himself extremely lucky that the worst he got was some alleged threats. He should take a look at what happened to the Everton players this weekend and compare how he acted over his tenure towards the fan base to the way the Everton players have acted towards theirs (nothing but thanks and praise), or the fan at Spurs attacking Ramsdale, and he will get an idea of how fucking tolerant our fan base was to the fucking arsehole. For two blokes that have had every chance handed to them on a platter despite doing fucking nowt to deserve it, all while taking in fucking millions, they are both a pair of weirdly bitter bastards. 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2857 Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, Howay said: In all honesty I’m not arsed if he received threats, he can’t play the fucking victim when he relentlessly insulted the fan base, and the City, all while playing some of the worst football we’ve been subjected to, with shit results, and getting all of his media buddies to back up his stance that it’s gobsmacking the way Newcastle fans perceive him. It was an incredibly frustrating time for the support, just taking dig after dig with zero avenue to vent due to stadium closures etc - honestly with the amount of fucking lunatics around, and the way the bloke gleefully took every single opportunity to set himself up as the victim of this horrible support base he should count himself extremely lucky that the worst he got was some alleged threats. He should take a look at what happened to the Everton players this weekend and compare how he acted over his tenure towards the fan base to the way the Everton players have acted towards theirs (nothing but thanks and praise), or the fan at Spurs attacking Ramsdale, and he will get an idea of how fucking tolerant our fan base was to the fucking arsehole. For two blokes that have had every chance handed to them on a platter despite doing fucking nowt to deserve it, all while taking in fucking millions, they are both a pair of weirdly bitter bastards. Tremendous words 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2857 Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 7 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/steve-bruce-part-two/id1648101168?i=1000594736357 just in case anybody else fancies putting themselves through the 2nd part of this fairy tale. the cholesterol drenched, lying fuckwit really does say he and his family were being threatened with having their houses torched. surely he'd have proof of this and the police would've got involved? his time at the mackems has obviously rubbed off, make shit up often enough and it becomes the truth to the deranged. Fuck me. 4 minutes and 42 seconds I lasted on that. The sad fucking cunt of a bastard has just got back from the Caribbean. He tells the listener this in a way where they are somehow meant to have sympathy for him. What a fucking entitled, spoilt, horrific shite of a human being. “Where’s the bacon did you say?” It is in your fucking DNA pal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Howay said: In all honesty I’m not arsed if he received threats, he can’t play the fucking victim when he relentlessly insulted the fan base, and the City, all while playing some of the worst football we’ve been subjected to, with shit results, and getting all of his media buddies to back up his stance that it’s gobsmacking the way Newcastle fans perceive him. It was an incredibly frustrating time for the support, just taking dig after dig with zero avenue to vent due to stadium closures etc - honestly with the amount of fucking lunatics around, and the way the bloke gleefully took every single opportunity to set himself up as the victim of this horrible support base he should count himself extremely lucky that the worst he got was some alleged threats. He should take a look at what happened to the Everton players this weekend and compare how he acted over his tenure towards the fan base to the way the Everton players have acted towards theirs (nothing but thanks and praise), or the fan at Spurs attacking Ramsdale, and he will get an idea of how fucking tolerant our fan base was to the fucking arsehole. For two blokes that have had every chance handed to them on a platter despite doing fucking nowt to deserve it, all while taking in fucking millions, they are both a pair of weirdly bitter bastards. Great summary Howay. I can only assume that he has a narcissistic complex and genuinely thinks he is a brilliant manager and extremely hard done by everywhere he’s been. Which is staggering if true since, 1. his record is dogshit and hes achieved nothing worth mentioning after years as a manager 2. he’s pretty much hated by the fans everywhere he’s managed 3. he looks like Arthur Mullard after hes been beaten up in a bar fight He’s basically a spoilt whiney bitch who sounds like his balls need to drop (both metaphorically and in reality). By god we had some shit managers but he must be the worst full time manager under Ashley. I’m so thankful he's no longer stinking up our club. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 3 hours ago, Kitman said: By god we had some shit managers but he must be the worst full time manager under Ashley. In terms of effort, he was at best 0.6 FTE. In terms of weight, he was 1.5. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 xB 10.0 did ye say? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26935 Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 7 hours ago, Howay said: In all honesty I’m not arsed if he received threats, he can’t play the fucking victim when he relentlessly insulted the fan base, and the City, all while playing some of the worst football we’ve been subjected to, with shit results, and getting all of his media buddies to back up his stance that it’s gobsmacking the way Newcastle fans perceive him. It was an incredibly frustrating time for the support, just taking dig after dig with zero avenue to vent due to stadium closures etc - honestly with the amount of fucking lunatics around, and the way the bloke gleefully took every single opportunity to set himself up as the victim of this horrible support base he should count himself extremely lucky that the worst he got was some alleged threats. He should take a look at what happened to the Everton players this weekend and compare how he acted over his tenure towards the fan base to the way the Everton players have acted towards theirs (nothing but thanks and praise), or the fan at Spurs attacking Ramsdale, and he will get an idea of how fucking tolerant our fan base was to the fucking arsehole. For two blokes that have had every chance handed to them on a platter despite doing fucking nowt to deserve it, all while taking in fucking millions, they are both a pair of weirdly bitter bastards. Well said and spot on. He's lucky his management, petty baiting of the support and conspirational pact he had with his media chums didn't occur thirty years ago as he might have had a basis for being worried. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 8 hours ago, Howay said: In all honesty I’m not arsed if he received threats, he can’t play the fucking victim when he relentlessly insulted the fan base, and the City, all while playing some of the worst football we’ve been subjected to, with shit results, and getting all of his media buddies to back up his stance that it’s gobsmacking the way Newcastle fans perceive him. It was an incredibly frustrating time for the support, just taking dig after dig with zero avenue to vent due to stadium closures etc - honestly with the amount of fucking lunatics around, and the way the bloke gleefully took every single opportunity to set himself up as the victim of this horrible support base he should count himself extremely lucky that the worst he got was some alleged threats. He should take a look at what happened to the Everton players this weekend and compare how he acted over his tenure towards the fan base to the way the Everton players have acted towards theirs (nothing but thanks and praise), or the fan at Spurs attacking Ramsdale, and he will get an idea of how fucking tolerant our fan base was to the fucking arsehole. For two blokes that have had every chance handed to them on a platter despite doing fucking nowt to deserve it, all while taking in fucking millions, they are both a pair of weirdly bitter bastards. Bravo! He can get fucked to be honest - it's a mess all of his own making. Being a shit manager is one thing but as you point out, the lack of respect for the supporters and most sections of the media for calling him out on it beggars belief. And for him to claim to be 'one of us' is the foam on top of the bucket of piss. You're not 'one of us' Steve, and you never will be! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2783 Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 8 hours ago, Howay said: In all honesty I’m not arsed if he received threats, he can’t play the fucking victim when he relentlessly insulted the fan base, and the City, all while playing some of the worst football we’ve been subjected to, with shit results, and getting all of his media buddies to back up his stance that it’s gobsmacking the way Newcastle fans perceive him. It was an incredibly frustrating time for the support, just taking dig after dig with zero avenue to vent due to stadium closures etc - honestly with the amount of fucking lunatics around, and the way the bloke gleefully took every single opportunity to set himself up as the victim of this horrible support base he should count himself extremely lucky that the worst he got was some alleged threats. He should take a look at what happened to the Everton players this weekend and compare how he acted over his tenure towards the fan base to the way the Everton players have acted towards theirs (nothing but thanks and praise), or the fan at Spurs attacking Ramsdale, and he will get an idea of how fucking tolerant our fan base was to the fucking arsehole. For two blokes that have had every chance handed to them on a platter despite doing fucking nowt to deserve it, all while taking in fucking millions, they are both a pair of weirdly bitter bastards. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2857 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 15 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said: That bloke on our right, is he still wearing his dinner bib? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19837 Posted January 18, 2023 Author Share Posted January 18, 2023 tbf to the cabbage, he did manage to sign Wilson and ASM. doesn’t excuse how terrible a coach he was but he did okay in but he transfer market Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26935 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: tbf to the cabbage, he did manage to sign Wilson and ASM. doesn’t excuse how terrible a coach he was but he did okay in but he transfer market Unfortunately it's a case of the boy cried wolf with cuddly Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: tbf to the cabbage, he did manage to sign Wilson and ASM. doesn’t excuse how terrible a coach he was but he did okay in but he transfer market Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12461 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: tbf to the cabbage, he did manage to sign Wilson and ASM. doesn’t excuse how terrible a coach he was but he did okay in but he transfer market He had very little to do with either I’d wager, especially ASM. The blokes a pathological liar and will take credit for any and all positives while shirking the negatives - he deserves zero credit. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26935 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Howay said: He had very little to do with either I’d wager, especially ASM. The blokes a pathological liar and will take credit for any and all positives while shirking the negatives - he deserves zero credit. Fucking hold on a minute! Are you doubting the bloke who transformed Joelinton from a shit number 9 to the PL midfield monster that he now is? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19837 Posted January 18, 2023 Author Share Posted January 18, 2023 he's fucking desperate to get some recognition for our current success like 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13877 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 The problem is half the pundits on TV are as thick as submarine windows so he’ll get it. Kieron Dyer even said : “Newcastle fans won’t like me saying this, but it was Steve Bruce who played him in midfield. “Credit to Steve Bruce.” In addition he’s already tried to take credit for Howe’s appointment… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9009 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 18 minutes ago, Tom said: The problem is half the pundits on TV are as thick as submarine windows so he’ll get it. Kieron Dyer even said : “Newcastle fans won’t like me saying this, but it was Steve Bruce who played him in midfield. “Credit to Steve Bruce.” In addition he’s already tried to take credit for Howe’s appointment… It's so easy to find out that's bollocks. Took me less than a minute to find these three pages that prove Steve Bruce played Joelinton as a central midfielder on exactly 1 occasion. Joelinton 2019-2020 Match Logs | FBref.com Joelinton 2020-2021 Match Logs | FBref.com Joelinton 2021-2022 Match Logs | FBref.com That was the 3-2 win over Southampton 06/02/21 where although FBREF has him as FW/CM/RW, the heatmap on Whoscored shows he played chiefly as a right sided winger. The confusion there is likely down to Joelinton replacing an injured Wilson in the 36th minute and then changing his position when Jeff Hendrick was sent off in the 50th minute. In every other fixture Joelinton was played as an isolated striker, or as a winger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30450 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: he's fucking desperate to get some recognition for our current success like For being so shite the owners needed to look for a new manager as soon as they took over 👍🏻 Obviously I’m taking the piss but it’s no more preposterous than some of the things Bruce is trying to take credit for. Actually it’s less preposterous because it’s true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1042 Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 He's a lying cunt and has been since the 90s (at least) when he played for Man United. When Bobby started losing his grip his media pals fed stories to the public drawing on his "Geordie roots" to nudge fans and Shepherd that way. A fraudulent man and a contradiction of the narrative parroted by a lot of the same people that we don't accept anything bar our own. We just don't like bullshitters, mate. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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