Gemmill 44090 Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Too busy raping folk, I would imagine. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34717 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 And / or killing them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19801 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65420400 Who told this fat cunt he could sing? Who told him he was funny? WHO FUCKING MADE HIM?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21032 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Result. I've been having a long-term dispute with EDF, who fitted a smart meter which never worked and have been billing us based on pure guesswork ever since. Part of the deal with the ombudsman is that they will have to fit a working meter, and our bill will be backdated (3 years) use according to what we use from the next 3 months, starting in June. Sorry kids, I am going to switch the C/H off and live in darkness for 3 months this summer. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 5 hours ago, wykikitoon said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65420400 Who told this fat cunt he could sing? Who told him he was funny? WHO FUCKING MADE HIM?!! shit - is he coming home? i thought the yanks were stuck with him 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15342 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 20 minutes ago, Renton said: Result. I've been having a long-term dispute with EDF, who fitted a smart meter which never worked and have been billing us based on pure guesswork ever since. Part of the deal with the ombudsman is that they will have to fit a working meter, and our bill will be backdated (3 years) use according to what we use from the next 3 months, starting in June. Sorry kids, I am going to switch the C/H off and live in darkness for 3 months this summer. Backdated across the most expensive period for energy in living memory, based on summer usage? That is a result and no mistake, nice 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34717 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 6 hours ago, wykikitoon said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65420400 Who told this fat cunt he could sing? Who told him he was funny? WHO FUCKING MADE HIM?!! I’m a bit gutted that’s finishing. He might come home 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34717 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 39 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: shit - is he coming home? i thought the yanks were stuck with him Oops. Didn’t see this. I would say great minds but I would imagine the sentiment is virtually universal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21032 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 34 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Backdated across the most expensive period for energy in living memory, based on summer usage? That is a result and no mistake, nice Plus some additional compensation apparently. Fish can add this as one of his life hacks. Give your provider enough rope to hang themselves, and then go get the ombudsman to get medieval on their arse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41888 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: shit - is he coming home? i thought the yanks were stuck with him Does Rwanda want him? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11073 Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Does Rwanda want him? Spurs fan so no 🙂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41888 Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 8 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Spurs fan so no 🙂 This pleases me greatly 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6961 Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 On 28/04/2023 at 07:59, wykikitoon said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65420400 Who told this fat cunt he could sing? Who told him he was funny? WHO FUCKING MADE HIM?!! I fucking hate fake tears. Regularly happens at work when someone leaves to get a new job and someone gives them a leaving speech and bursts into tears. They're not fucking dead! They've got a job a mile down the road ffs! Get a grip. I think I'm dead inside sometimes 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19801 Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 The replies 😂 😂 😂 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11271 Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: The replies 😂 😂 😂 😂 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted May 3, 2023 Share Posted May 3, 2023 Apparently Ed Sheeran will stop making music if he loses the current court case over copying Marvin Gaye’s music. It’s debatable whether he ever started making music. However on behalf of music lovers everywhere, may I say please please please win for us Marvin….it’s the only thing that will save us from another 30 years of annoying but forgettable beige pop songs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19801 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 6 hours ago, Kitman said: Apparently Ed Sheeran will stop making music if he loses the current court case over copying Marvin Gaye’s music. It’s debatable whether he ever started making music. However on behalf of music lovers everywhere, may I say please please please win for us Marvin….it’s the only thing that will save us from another 30 years of annoying but forgettable beige pop songs. But he slept on Jamie Foxx couch. MULTI MILLIONAIRE Jamie Foxx's COUCH! The mother FUCKER is that RICH, he doesn't have a spare bedroom! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 1 minute ago, wykikitoon said: But he slept on Jamie Foxx couch. MULTI MILLIONAIRE Jamie Foxx's COUCH! The mother FUCKER is that RICH, he doesn't have a spare bedroom! He should’ve stayed on Jamie Foxx’s couch the boring bastard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19801 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 22 minutes ago, Kitman said: He should’ve stayed on Jamie Foxx’s couch the boring bastard He played Roundhay park near me. Bro in law went with his wife. It cost them £400!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9103 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 (edited) Well I never!!! on the subject of plagiarism, this remind you of anything? Edited May 4, 2023 by Toonpack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19801 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Anyone need a solicitor? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 54 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: He played Roundhay park near me. Bro in law went with his wife. It cost them £400!!!!!! *gasp* Highway robbery! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 57 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Well I never!!! on the subject of plagiarism, this remind you of anything? I dunno. Similar chord progression to Hotel California maybe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21032 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Jethro Tull was one talented bastard. Author of the agricultural revolution and talented folk musician, and now the inspiration behind Hotel Califronia apparently. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16991 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 On a similar theme I came across this the other day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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