ewerk 26441 Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Alex said: the people on both sides aren’t fighting the real enemy The Jews! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 hour ago, ewerk said: The Jews! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9241 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 12 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Absolutely nailed it. I think a lot now in society are blinkered and just selfish. Last night, go to the bus station, join the queue for my bus. I am about 3rd from front. A women comes and asks someone behind me if this is the queue for Leeds. She said yes and then just walked straight to the front Just bold as brass. I mean WTF. Yorkshireman on the warpath 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26934 Posted April 20, 2023 Share Posted April 20, 2023 Wykiki spotted on CCTV at a meeting...... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 So, this govt alert text thing tomorrow- I know it’s been mentioned somewhere already but I can’t be arsed looking for it. If everyone knows it’s going off at 3pm tomorrow, then fair enough, let it go off for 10-30 seconds or whatever, then just crack on. I’m sure if you’re under the age of 30 or so, you get a ping on your phone every 10 seconds anyway telling you some Kardashian has just had a shite, or Taylor Swift’s minge has auto-sealed itself or whatever. What is the point of a national alert system if you can just disable the fucking thing? What am I missing here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 I’m picturing a few years down the line, Damian Knobfromage, world famous live-streamer and influencer, walking down the street in his home town of Chalfont Saint Fucking Peter, utter chaos and panic playing out in the background as the population of 63 desperately tries to evacuate from the incoming meteor that the NATIONAL FUCKING ALERT SYSTEM has told them is about to destroy their fucking village, and he’s blithely waffling on and asking “you guys” not to forget to like and hit that subscribe button, utterly unaware of what’s about to turn him in to well-done brisket because he disabled the notifications on it. Sorry @wykikitoon, I seem to have briefly become you. On reflection, maybe it’s not a bad idea having that option, after all 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3984 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 The examples are shite as well - I live nowhere near a flood plain or a forest (for fire) so when would I get a useful warning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 What if a massive flood washed a forest in to your back doors, then it took alight? Switch that notification on, you never know when you might need to officially shit the bed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 If there is a reason to sound the national alarm or whatever it’s fucking called, then no there isn’t. We would all be dead forthwith, so unnecessary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 I’m not switching mine on. I’ll probably be around other people who will have theirs on, thus informing me that the Chinese have dropped the nukes. One step ahead again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9241 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 Visual alert should be enough 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6871 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 8 hours ago, NJS said: The examples are shite as well - I live nowhere near a flood plain or a forest (for fire) so when would I get a useful warning? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16726 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 It's a high picthed noise apparently. I've turned mine off. My friend was in Miami last year and said it goes off a lot for stuff and it does if so much people just ignore it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1236 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 My nerves have been shattered this week, if my missus hadn't mentioned the alert test yesterday it might have tipped me over the edge today as I genuinely wasn't aware of it otherwise. In somewhat related news, Im not even ashamed to admit I had a bit of a wobble and finally caved after three and a half months (not that I've been counting) off the fags and bought 20 on Tuesday. Ten smokes later all was well by Friday, which is quite decent since I was a 30-a-day guy until Jan. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: My nerves have been shattered this week, if my missus hadn't mentioned the alert test yesterday it might have tipped me over the edge today as I genuinely wasn't aware of it otherwise. In somewhat related news, Im not even ashamed to admit I had a bit of a wobble and finally caved after three and a half months (not that I've been counting) off the fags and bought 20 on Tuesday. Ten smokes later all was well by Friday, which is quite decent since I was a 30-a-day guy until Jan. Nowt wrong with the occasional wobble mate, I’ve had several since I packed in years back. The trick is to accept it as a wobble, forget about it, and start again. I had one just after Christmas, bought a pack, smoked ‘em, and realised why I’d stopped in the first place as I smelt fucking rank and didn’t enjoy any bar the first one. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1236 Posted April 23, 2023 Share Posted April 23, 2023 20 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Nowt wrong with the occasional wobble mate, I’ve had several since I packed in years back. The trick is to accept it as a wobble, forget about it, and start again. I had one just after Christmas, bought a pack, smoked ‘em, and realised why I’d stopped in the first place as I smelt fucking rank and didn’t enjoy any bar the first one. Aye man, mostly agree. In this case buying the Marlboro Gold (actually asked for Reds but the useless cunts thankfully didn't stock them) wasn't the wobble, it was few days into it. I'll doubt I'll ever miss it. Still walk past folk who are obviously heavy smokers and think "Jesus fuck, did I really smell like that? That's disgusting. I fucking love it". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 Fist Jnr is currently going through a minor rebel stage, and went to get his hair cut at one of the several hundred Turkish barbers in Forest Hall. I’ve had his fucking life since about 5pm last night when he came in, calling him King Henry 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9241 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Fist Jnr is currently going through a minor rebel stage, and went to get his hair cut at one of the several hundred Turkish barbers in Forest Hall. I’ve had his fucking life since about 5pm last night when he came in, calling him King Henry You're just jealous 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17824 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 47 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: You're just jealous 🙂 He needn't be. No need for thanks for the idea Fist, you're welcome. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3206 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Fist Jnr is currently going through a minor rebel stage, and went to get his hair cut at one of the several hundred Turkish barbers in Forest Hall. I’ve had his fucking life since about 5pm last night when he came in, calling him King Henry I reckon there must be massive queues at the 5 barbers left in Turkey on a Friday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9241 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 21 minutes ago, Renton said: He needn't be. No need for thanks for the idea Fist, you're welcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Fist Jnr is currently going through a minor rebel stage, and went to get his hair cut at one of the several hundred Turkish barbers in Forest Hall. I’ve had his fucking life since about 5pm last night when he came in, calling him King Henry I’m reminded of Blackadder S1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9008 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 I’m genuinely quite happy I’m bald because there some some fucking rank haircuts knocking about just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6871 Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m genuinely quite happy I’m bald because there some some fucking rank haircuts knocking about just now. Also, hairs have a nasty habit of falling out and leaving DNA "at the scene" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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