sammynb 2929 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 (edited) Trying to sell some furniture on fucking cunting facebook market place because the soon to be not so current Mrs Nb (well she will be if she keeps this shit up) decided she wanted something new and the other is old - it sold fucking timber, it will never be old. Fuck me what a right pain in the arse people are. 90% scammers, 9% morons and I'm yet to meet the last 1%. Edited May 5, 2023 by sammynb 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 28 minutes ago, sammynb said: Trying to sell some furniture on fucking cunting facebook market place because the soon to be not so current Mrs Nb (well she will be if she keeps this shit up) decided she wanted something new and the other is old - it sold fucking timber, it will never be old. Fuck me what a right pain in the arse people are. 90% scammers, 9% morons and I'm yet to meet the last 1%. I’m on my way 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3977 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 CT fills all three categories of course. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26784 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 2 hours ago, sammynb said: Trying to sell some furniture on fucking cunting facebook market place because the soon to be not so current Mrs Nb (well she will be if she keeps this shit up) decided she wanted something new and the other is old - it sold fucking timber, it will never be old. Fuck me what a right pain in the arse people are. 90% scammers, 9% morons and I'm yet to meet the last 1%. Do you do free shipping to Newcastle upon Tyne? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said: Do you do free shipping to Boldon upon Sunderland ? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1236 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 @sammynb that's bullshit man. Dealing with similar nonsense here. Our good solid wood furniture ended up in a storage unit when we moved because my other half seems to prefer that shitey IKEA flatpack chipboard shite. In slightly related news, I've just been reminded of an old trick I used to pull to get her to deep clean the living room. Just move two or three bits of furniture slightly when she's at work, and sit back when she gets home and watch her maniacally move them back before deciding to completely rearrange the whole room, hoovering every corner that was previously concealed by sofas in the process. I'm gonna leave her to it and head down the pub for a few hours. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 Lad I knew lived with his brother who was properly OCD. Every time I went to their place I’d just slightly tip a few pictures to one side or another. Apparently it drove him mental, but my moment of glory was when I realised he had a square, abstract bit of art hanging up. Everytime I went, it got rotated 90°, which according to his brother gave him the fucking yips as he knew something was off, but couldn’t quite tell what it was. I really am a bit of a cunt. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Lad I knew lived with his brother who was properly OCD. Every time I went to their place I’d just slightly tip a few pictures to one side or another. Apparently it drove him mental, but my moment of glory was when I realised he had a square, abstract bit of art hanging up. Everytime I went, it got rotated 90°, which according to his brother gave him the fucking yips as he knew something was off, but couldn’t quite tell what it was. I really am a bit of a cunt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9200 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 7 hours ago, Blastronaut said: @sammynb that's bullshit man. Dealing with similar nonsense here. Our good solid wood furniture ended up in a storage unit when we moved because my other half seems to prefer that shitey IKEA flatpack chipboard shite. In slightly related news, I've just been reminded of an old trick I used to pull to get her to deep clean the living room. Just move two or three bits of furniture slightly when she's at work, and sit back when she gets home and watch her maniacally move them back before deciding to completely rearrange the whole room, hoovering every corner that was previously concealed by sofas in the process. I'm gonna leave her to it and head down the pub for a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Update: Fucker's sold to the first person that showed up and I didn't have to ship to Boldon thank fuck. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6846 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Big tits, small brain 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30383 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Just been to the shops at Northumberland Park for a couple of bits and bobs. There’s a fucking massive cue for the Costa Drive-Thru. I honestly don’t understand people 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9200 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, Alex said: Just been to the shops at Northumberland Park for a couple of bits and bobs. There’s a fucking massive cue for the Costa Drive-Thru. I honestly don’t understand people 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6846 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, Alex said: Just been to the shops at Northumberland Park for a couple of bits and bobs. There’s a fucking massive cue for the Costa Drive-Thru. I honestly don’t understand people Always is whenever I go there, will never understand queueing for coffee, in a car 🤷🏼♂️ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 (edited) 5 hours ago, Alex said: Just been to the shops at Northumberland Park for a couple of bits and bobs. There’s a fucking massive cue for the Costa Drive-Thru. I honestly don’t understand people Edited May 8, 2023 by Kid Dynamite 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 5 hours ago, Alex said: Just been to the shops at Northumberland Park for a couple of bits and bobs. There’s a fucking massive cue for the Costa Drive-Thru. I honestly don’t understand people How they get planning permission is beyond me. Then we have cunts who allow it scratching their heads at increased Costa cups thrown on the motorway and Greggs packets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30383 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: How they get planning permission is beyond me. Then we have cunts who allow it scratching their heads at increased Costa cups thrown on the motorway and Greggs packets. Aye. There’s a McDonald’s at the Asda near me and it boils my piss when I walk the dogs in Rising Sun Country Park next to their and your can hardly walk five yards without coming across a bit of discarded McDonald’s packaging there. I know it’s the public that actually litter but there should be some type of incentive for places like that to discourage it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30383 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 And don’t get me started on the vintage that bag their dog shit then how in in a hedge or whatever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Near me they have given up bagging it. It's like going back to the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Thing is, with the drive throughs. We are supposedly (I know it's all lip service and bollocks) trying to encourage active travel and cut down on car journeys. Well why are they allowing planning for these? They also look fucking SHITE. I have worked on a few and they're fucking awful jobs to work on because they squeeze the contractor and they pass the shite onto us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renton 17746 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 (edited) 9 hours ago, Alex said: Just been to the shops at Northumberland Park for a couple of bits and bobs. There’s a fucking massive cue for the Costa Drive-Thru. I honestly don’t understand people I'm a grumpy old man and I agree. There's one attached to the TravelLodge I often use when I'm in York overnight. I just don't get it. Surely it's not even safe to drink hot coffee while driving a car? If I'm ever getting a McDonald's (sometimes as a treat for the kids), I'll eat in with them or physically enter the "restaurant" to order it. But that's mainly because the proximity sensors on my car go ballistic if I try the drive through. And don't get me started on the lazy cunts who order a fucking McDonalds through uber eats or whatever. Fucking ply thise Big Macs with cyanide and help the country out a bit iyam. Oh and aye, Asda Parmersville. Walmart on Tyne. Horrendous. Edited May 8, 2023 by Renton 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34425 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 I have a McDonald's maybe once every 18 months, but when I do I'm using the drive thru. I'm not mixing with the likes of Renton inside of one of those hellholes. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Renton said: I'm a grumpy old man and I agree I tell inanimate objects to fuck off. Regularly. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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