Jump to content

General Random Conversation..


Scottish Mag
 Share

Recommended Posts

I'm sure there's been something said - detrimentally - about this foot and fish lark. I wish I could remember what it was!

 

Hmmm, I don't want to give you a bum steer, T/R & Jill, but I'm sure something came out about it.

 

I'm probably talking bollocks - as per - so carry on.

 

Oh, if either want your toes sucked :):puke::)

 

:icon_lol:

Ewww no ta Snakey darling :puke: That has never appealed to me!

 

 

Okay, okay, I'll not lick your feet.

 

 

 

 

 

What about your pussy??

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus wept and all that.

 

I know!! :blush::)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My youngest (5 years) asked me how could I get a hankie to move? I didn't know what she was going on about until she said, "put a boogie in it".

 

I thought it was funny, anyway. :icon_lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Andrew Marr was having an affair :icon_lol::blush:

 

ANDREW MARR???

 

Fucking hell. It's not that he was having it off with another woman, just that he found another woman who would actually want to fuck him. Maybe he's got a marrsive cock. Titter. Sniggle.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I feel alright now, usual hangover cure; rest of last nights kebab, coke and water, wank, shower, fresh air

 

still getting over the fact I paid £6.50 for a SINGLE vodka rb last night

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.