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    Take a look at Chris Holt (@bigchrisholt): https://twitter.com/bigchrisholt?s=09 That's his twitter. It's private but the links to his Ashley Lies blogs in his profile show posts as recently as November, so I think all is well.
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    fucking hell, I am hilarious.
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    Worth noting as well that they got 93% of seats right last time. If they repeat thst this time, that's still 7% they'll get wrong, which is 45 seats. That's more than enough to turn the result on its head. Obviously those seats could break in either direction, but the direction of travel based on the graph ewerk posted is clearly with Labour.
  6. The Laurent Robert thread

    Paging Sonatine
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    Strange what goes through your head at this time of night....just checked, Happy Face hasn’t sent a tweet since 6th August... Does anyone know him outside of the internet?...
  8. The Laurent Robert thread

    Robson bandwagon jumper!
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    In some encouraging news, my 97 yr old gran who votes Tory always, and voted for Brexit, has voted Green because she finds Johnson repellent. Not sure that means anything but it surprised me a bit
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    The problem with names and free format fields as fields to be validated against is that people are stupid. They get other peoples names wrong, the get their own names wrong, they assume they know how to spell common names which they don't, they give their own names as the name on the account when it is the companies (or the other way round). That name based validation will be a total pain in the arse for companies to implement if they don't already have it. There has to be, eventually, individual responsibility on the customer to make sure they move their own money correctly. While what happened to that guy is unfortunate and absolutely full of system related cock-ups the companies I work for would not countenance the guy literally gave the wrong bank details to his solicitor, that that wasn't triple checked when they exchanged those details is their fault. Its poor from Barclays but when you're talking about dealing with £200k and you do that without checking you're giving the absolute right numbers (a 6 digit and an 8 digit, its not rocket science) you're an idiot and that is not the banks fault.
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    Weather's looking pretty vile on Thursday. Hope you soft young twats can motivate yourselves to leave your playstations or whatever you do for half an hour. Seriously though, turnout is paramount.
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    I can only imagine the damage that CTs netty takes.
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    It is. In the same way as dropping my wallet would be my fault. I do find it exceptionally odd though that there isn't some built in security for when people make human mistakes. I mean that case with the inheritance being wired to the wrong account was technically his fault, but the bank should have still stopped it. Surely matching names to accounts isn't too difficult? It makes you wonder what the fuck money really is anyway. A few photons in a fibre optic cable, electrons in a chip, 0s and 1s. None of it is real is it?
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    To be 100% absolutely fair, as someone who writes that kind of backend stuff in the financial industry for a living That mistake is entirely your fault.
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    The garlic granules before that extra minute in the microwave is the secret
  18. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Cunty McCuntycunt
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    I would say the tactically astute thing for Labour and basically everyone to do tomorrow, is to say there's zero risk of a Corbyn majority government, so feel completely free to vote for Labour, LDs, whoever. All that matters is killing Brexit and kicking out the Tories. There is no risk of anything on the other side so there's everything to gain and nothing to lose from a tactical vote.
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    Fucking hell, I'd actually hoy up if I ate those mushrooms
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    This one wouldn’t make sense without the photographic evidence. There’s a funny discussion around page 240 something where CT takes on the whole board, extolling the virtues of microwaving beetroot
  22. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    infact... cunt stupid cunt double cunt fat cunt ugly cunt vindictive cunt malicious cunt greedy cunt lying cunt should be dead cunt
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    What the gibbering fuck is that?
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    It’s a no from me too
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    Knob cheese de Boldon.
  26. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    he's both. a double cunt, or very probably worse.
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    Mrs Fish “ Hello, Big Vern’s Glazing? Can you send someone to sort out my back end?”
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