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  1. Fixtures 21/22

    The Fish,
    • 15 replies
    • 1.5k views
    strawb
    strawb

  2. Parker's got nothing left to play for but pride v More of the same Bruceball

    sammynb,
    • 86 replies
    • 5.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  3. 10k In Attendance v Sheff U (Home)

    Ugly Mackems,
    • 99 replies
    • 7k views
    David Kelly
    David Kelly

  4. Yes that's right, it's that time of the week again - Bruce's ragged bunch of this is as close as you'll ever be to being champions v The Champions of the best league in the World!

    sammynb,
    • 56 replies
    • 3.6k views
    Kitman
    Kitman

  5. The Entertainers on Sky Sports

    Nehe,
    • 17 replies
    • 1.4k views
    Alex
    Alex

  6. Brendan Rogers' sly Foxes v Cabbagehead's normal service resumed

    sammynb,
    • 142 replies
    • 7.8k views
    essembeeofsunderland
    essembeeofsunderland

  7. Steve Bruce’s Willockless Winnets vs Arteta’s spray painted heed

    Tom,
    • 112 replies
    • 6.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  8. Toontastic Premier League Hall of Cunts,

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 39 replies
    • 2.8k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  9. Kloppo's Super League Apologists vs. Brucey's Scampi Fries Fingers

    Meenzer,
    • 109 replies
    • 5.9k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  10. Euro Super League.

    Ugly Mackems,
    • 353 replies
    • 21.8k views
    TheGingerQuiff
    TheGingerQuiff

  11. NUFC official social media opinion.

    NickProctor99,
    • 0 replies
    • 1k views
    NickProctor99
    NickProctor99

  12. Bruce’s eating crisps on the toilet mags vs Moyes football factory geezers

    Tom,
    • 114 replies
    • 6.4k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  13. Bruce’s Tinned Breakfast vs Dyche’s Racist Pot Noodles

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 169 replies
    • 9.3k views
    strawb
    strawb

  14. The Fan Ownership Pledge

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 34 replies
    • 2.9k views
    Kitman
    Kitman

  15. Cabbage's sack of useless shite v The Special One's special ones

    sammynb,
    • 113 replies
    • 7k views
    Kitman
    Kitman

  16. Funny relegation story - supporter gets jailed?

    Nehe,
    • 56 replies
    • 4k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  17. Seagulls eat Cabbages.

    trophyshy,
    • 203 replies
    • 18.6k views
    TheGingerQuiff
    TheGingerQuiff

  18. Steve Bruce’s current shite V Steve Bruce’s previous shite but in claret and blue

    sammynb,
    • 231 replies
    • 12.9k views
    essembeeofsunderland
    essembeeofsunderland

  19. Souness Has A Pop At Toon Fans

    Tooj,
    • 97 replies
    • 11.7k views
    Blastronaut
    Blastronaut

  20. The Battle of the Bulge - West Brom vs Newcastle United

    ewerk,
    • 133 replies
    • 7.1k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  21. el jurassico: A clever name to summarise how shit this match will be

    OTF,
    • 0 replies
    • 610 views
    OTF
    OTF

  22. Glenn Roeder

    Tom,
    • 14 replies
    • 1.4k views
    john
    john

  23. Brucey’s Boys vs Wolves Wankers

    ewerk,
    • 139 replies
    • 6.7k views
    essembeeofsunderland
    essembeeofsunderland

  24. Baby Face's Red Disgraces vs Brucie's Bright Boyss

    OTF,
    • 88 replies
    • 5.3k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  25. The annual dry bumming at “the bridge”

    Dr Gloom,
    • 101 replies
    • 5.6k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  26. Hughie Gallacher Podcast

    ManMarkingPodcast,
    • 6 replies
    • 1k views
    essembeeofsunderland
    essembeeofsunderland

  27. Graeme Jones Fraudulent Magz™️ Vs Dinnerlady Roy’s Slippery Palace

    Tom,
    • 89 replies
    • 6.4k views
    111180sak
    111180sak

  28. Mrs Doubtfire's bunch of Northern Twats v a slightly better organised ravel of soft Southern Shites

    sammynb,
    • 144 replies
    • 7.2k views
    essembeeofsunderland
    essembeeofsunderland

  29. Nufc ringtones

    bobbyshinton,
    • 10 replies
    • 3.6k views
    Howay
    Howay

  30. Rochdale AFC Superfan

    rochdalesupporter,
    • 0 replies
    • 721 views
    rochdalesupporter
    rochdalesupporter

  31. who fancies ruining their Saturday? Once more into the breech dear friends...

    Dr Gloom,
    • 156 replies
    • 8.9k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  32. Abandon hope all ye who enter here...

    PaddockLad,
    • 151 replies
    • 10.7k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  33. Arsenal, innit blud vs Steve’s Absolutely Shite Mags

    Tom,
    • 216 replies
    • 16.5k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  34. Villans V The Hopless Shites 8pm Villa Park Sky Sports Main Event

    trooper,
    • 163 replies
    • 14.1k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  35. The Laurent Robert thread

    Jimbo,
    • 33 replies
    • 4.2k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  36. Wilder's Winless Wonders vs Bruce's Boring Bastards

    ewerk,
    • 130 replies
    • 9.2k views
    essembeeofsunderland
    essembeeofsunderland

  37. Arteta Sharpie Heed vs Bruce’s slow motion mags

    Tom,
    • 121 replies
    • 5.4k views
    NJS
    NJS

  38. Brucey’s ball sacks v Brendan’s big trotters /NUFC V LEICESTER CITY

    PaddockLad,
    • 96 replies
    • 6k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  39. nice article about Tino Asprilla in the gruniad.

    tinofbeans,
    • 0 replies
    • 565 views
    tinofbeans
    tinofbeans

  40. Cabbage vs Klopp

    Tom,
    • 77 replies
    • 4.9k views
    essembeeofsunderland
    essembeeofsunderland

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