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Euphemism...?

They elected a Liberal in 1973, they were overdue another outlier

Meanwhile, Greens got elected in Elswick and Byker so they outnumber the Tories 2 to 1 anyway

There is a little bit of local context in Gosforth, insofar as the Tory candidate has been standing for the last few years, actually being properly active between elections too and building up a personal vote, so this was probably only a matter of time. But also the Lib Dems stood someone with an even more recognisably Asian name than the Tories, and Gosforth is Gosforth. 😬

I know a lot of councils start counting the next day now because they think it's too much of an imposition to expect volunteers to stay up into the wee small hours, but that's... extreme

Don't worry, it's one of the less useful letters anyway.

I would if it wasn't for the Tories having made the Mayoral election FPTP

Can recommend Ableton, it's what I use so it must be fairly foolproof

There, that's fixed it

Preparations in full flow, everything as it should be

Flew to the County Durham Races from Ponteland Airport, marra

Not saying an England cap is worth less nowadays but he's got 36 (!) of them

Blyme, wasn't expecting him to pick Luke O'Nien

I am Alan Shearer's hair island

Or EMIL KRAFTH has. It's always the ones you least suspect.

I still use a Eurovision chatroom on IRC.

A conservative estimate

The Tesla in my rear view mirror as my Hyundai i10 powers up to 60mph in a leisurely 12.5 seconds

Four from the top row and two from anywhere else?

Even the kid from the milk (sorry, "milchhhh") advert had that

It's been done

I'm always a little perplexed that there are gay people in the more vehement fringes of the pro-Palestine movement - if anyone should be wary of creating an environment in which people don't feel safe on the streets simply for being visibly who they are... Mind, plenty of "us" holiday in places where we're de facto illegal, so logic isn't always high on the agenda.