Ayatollah Hermione
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I'm gigging on the Saturday night so I'll probably be packing it down as we play. As soon as it's finished, I'm straight on the piss, like. Off on Monday. Anyway, Preston fan at work reckons they've been on their holidays ever since they were confirmed safe so we need to show no mercy and kick their dicks all over the stadium.
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Will be in the usual after if you fancy a pint
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
I love Alfred Hitchcock Presents too. There was a near-complete torrent of them all going around years ago that I sadly lost so haven't able to (illegally) get them back. -
Yes, voting for a party that is the literal opposite of what you believe and seems to relish kicking our area to death is a much more rational solution. Can I join you on whatever planet you live on?
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Buckled at them spending all year slagging us off for travelling to Rotherham, Burton etc and then claiming that they're actually looking forward to it What a bunch, man
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If he hasn't got early onset dementia, I'll be genuinely amazed. There's no chance you stumble upon the business success he has by being as fundamentally thick as he appears. The man is ill
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Ill Communication is their best album
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Taxi driver last night: "I've voted Labour all my life but I'd rather have May than Corbyn" Policies don't matter anymore, this is the reality for most voters IMO
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Chelsea/Spurs was fantastic football but the story of today is that Emmanuel Riviere's Osasuna were 2-0 up after 72 minutes and it finished 2-2
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And it'll be even sweeter when Fulham rip the dick off them in the semis. "Best football team in the league" indeed
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You nerds will know this: Can Boro and Sunderland relegate each other with a draw on Wednesday if results go against them?
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Oh yes, think I'll spend most of tomorrow afternoon going through every Eurovision entry, indeed. Anyway, I can recommend the new Woods album if you're after a fairly relaxed, psychedelic pop album. Bit along the lines of your late 60s folk-pop stuff if that's your bag.
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Stop it.
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The only people that will find a dab endearing in any form are far too young to vote anyway. Or, if they are old enough, the only thing they vote in are "BEST GERMAN PROSPECT 2017" polls on Twitter
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I use those Phillips One Blades which I can recommend if you want to keep a beard "groomed" i.e. trimmed.
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They were in total relegation form IIRC. My dad was working in Norwich at the time and they really don't think much of him
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The ref for this game is Andy Madeley...from Huddersfield
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They just frustrated us and nicked a goal. Fulham actually took us to bits
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From what I've seen of the teams in playoff contention at SJP, Leeds are the weakest by far IMO. Fulham are the best team we've played all season
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Ironically, the only time he didn't use "Wide of the mark" was when he was convinced Brett Emerton was signing for us
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Can't decide who is the bigger prick between the two of them tbh
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I love those WhoScored previews. Our "style" section might as well just say "This team plays football"
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Moussa Sissoko signs for Spurs for like £30m or WatEVA
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
TBF, he'll be having the time of his life there. He gets to come on for 15 minutes when they're already 3-0 up and run around a bit, all the while convincing himself that he's a vital part of one of the best sides in the league. -
Newcastle V Leeds // Friday 14th April // 7.45 KO
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
Those coppers bringing him down the Gallowgate steps, man Must have been their first day. I did laugh when the fat bastard fell down the stairs and took the coppers with him like. Had the feel of a fight breaking out in a Science corridor in school.