Ayatollah Hermione

I can't wait to see his tweets if we beat them. I'm sure they'll do from strength to strength with a bloke like him running the show

Hmm, might want to just let Rafa crack on with it, lads

Still not sure about that line up

I'm sure Rafa has a plan. Expose slow centre halves, try and get Shelvey further forward, something like that. If Hayden can't run rings around that clogger Henry, I'd be worried.

All together now. Ritchie's fucking magic... At no point in that game did we look like conceding. An away win without getting out of 2nd gear, that'll do me

Nice of them to knock 4p off on Amazon

Think that's called 'Sod's Law' or 'The Newcastle United Effect' to be less scientific

Mind, the arena deals exclusively in shite, doesn't it?

I heard they've only scored once and conceded three times in their first few games. Not sure if that's true or not

Along with sausage rolls and mini pizzas

I have literally no clue about Derby County and neither does anyone else so I'm going for 14-0 to us and Steve McClaren to get beheaded at half time

"Grey's Anatomy? More like GREAT's Anatomy!" - CT, probably

I actually thought it was worse than Hodgson. Say what you will about him, we breezed through qualifications. This felt like Alan Pardew's Newcastle stealing a last minute home win against Fulham

Still signing players who always score past us, even when we're not in the league

"Feminist SJW Propaganda" :lol: There's your argument invalid straight away

Might blast through The Night Of tonight. Not arsed about spoilers like because I literally hadn't heard of it until this thread and have no idea what it's about and I'm also not a child.

Aye, the second series felt like a kick in the balls as well

:lol: What's better is the rent-a-quote gobshite knackers trying to say this is a good signing, just because the fee is big 8 goals in over 100 games, 5 good games a season, at a push and we've got the over inflated fee we quoted him at. We've actually got our "best case scenario" bid and I bet we'd have accepted less. Never change, Everton

Thought he was alright against Brighton, precisely because he stuck to what he's half decent at which is trying to stop crosses and playing it 5 yards to Shelvey. This Lazaar, if he has owt about him whatsoever, should waltz straight into the team though.

One of my favourite comic actors and actually gutted about this. Young Frankenstein is the perfect comic performance as he just unravels into madness across the entire thing. "Puttin on the Ritz" with the monster :lol:

Cheers, lads. Was canny up until Gene Wilder decided to die.

Not to mention those two embarrassing displays under Pardew

Streaming football has been a definite miss since the end of last season for me. Absolutely shite on any add-on you can name.

"and anuvva fing"

You look at what Gerrard achieved under him and it sounds like that man management worked a fucking treat tbh